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#262495 - 10/02/07 04:36 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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yea that was a piss poor game by both of us...I didn't realize till now i played you traviso....
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#262496 - 10/02/07 11:24 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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as shitty as my squad has become i can thank jesus im not willie.

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#262497 - 10/02/07 12:30 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Willie's very happy not to be you. Very happy.
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#262498 - 10/22/07 11:22 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Goodluck tonight Floofin - Comes down to backup RBs Fred Taylor v. Kenton Keith. I hope KKK gets a ruptured spleen in the first quarter.
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#262499 - 10/22/07 01:21 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Good luck you Canuck bastard. This will likely be a crushing defeat for me, personally. I finally get my horses to produce and you one-upped me. Fuck!


BTW, I was present when your boy Mike Weird sealed the deal at the Frys.com at Grayhawk. Congrats, he putda biscuit inda basket preddy good derr, eh?


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#262500 - 10/22/07 06:46 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Fucking lefty.

I'm glad he doesn't suck ass as much as he has ever since the Masters. Perhaps this will be a turning point for him.

'sides, he's closer to you than 'us' since he lives in Utah now with the rest of the LDS enthusiasts.
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#262501 - 10/22/07 09:10 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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#262502 - 10/22/07 10:18 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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KKK upside yer head, baby! Woo hooooooooooooooooo!

I'd like to thank the Canadian Football League for grooming the kid to be a clutch touchdown vulture!

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#262503 - 10/23/07 07:17 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Jesus Chrysler, what is happening in football this year:

Michigan loses to a 1-AA school (so does Minnesota)
Stanford beats USC
Chargers suck
Bears too
Cleetus is undefeated

No fucking wonder all of SoCal is on fire right now, and Lake Lanier is a dirthole.

Oh, Chico, sorry about Garrard and all. I was going to call you and gloat; lucky for you the booze got in the way.:D

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#262504 - 10/23/07 07:49 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Oh, Chico, sorry about Garrard and all. I was going to call you and gloat; lucky for you the booze got in the way.:D



meh...I'm over it. This is the worst season ever. Never had a losing season. I'm just hoping to finish at .500.
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#262505 - 10/23/07 08:00 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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at first I didn't like the idea of 4 wr's and 3 rb's but now I like it. one thing I would change is QB's being penalized -1 for sacks.
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#262506 - 10/23/07 08:07 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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at first I didn't like the idea of 4 wr's and 3 rb's but now I like it. one thing I would change is QB's being penalized -1 for sacks.



I wasn't sure how the scoring would be affected. I knew I didn't want any ties like last year and I think we have had only one. The extra skill players make it more exciting because you got to manage your squad better. I just wish those who actually signed up played the entire season instead of logging-in now and then. Brady killed me with those 6 TD's and the bonus points.
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#262507 - 10/23/07 08:20 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Personally I don't like it. I need a substitute RB for a bye week and I have about 3 choices among the players who aren't on IR, O, NA, D, or who have as much of a chance seeing the field as Hailey Young has of kicking her meth habit. And Chico spent all of last year fuming about how no one wanted to trade. Well, guess what...no one's trading this year, either.

More available players would = a more equitable weekly matchup, and if someone doesn't take down Cleetus I am going to fucking melt fully down.

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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#262508 - 10/23/07 08:25 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I'm gonna do my best to take down Cleetus, Willie, though I'm not favored, I'll try to go Saracen on his ass. I don't mind the new set up really, it does make the waiver pool a little thin but there are still gems to be found, see Kenton Keith. The injuries this season just seem to be especially bad. Fuck all these quitting bitches in their stupid asses. Man the fuck up, queers!

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#262509 - 10/23/07 08:32 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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limiting the amount of bench players you can carry on your roster would help solve the problem of available legit free agents
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#262510 - 10/23/07 09:13 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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In one of my other leagues, they have theirs set-up entirely different. You can pick a defense plus two defensive players. If I'm the commish next yr, I'll use some of their ideas. It'll help out with the rosters.

Injuries have fucked with the line-up this yr. I have gone thru many QB's this yr. I don't even have any that I originally drafted.
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#262511 - 10/24/07 03:58 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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All I know was I whooped the Shit out of Negro's last week it was pretty much a blood bath...i am comming for you cleetus...


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#262512 - 10/29/07 08:39 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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HAHhAhhahahahahhahaHHHhhahahaHAhHhHAhHAhhh fahvray to jennings for the win in ot!

sorry willie
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#262513 - 11/13/07 10:10 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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HAHhAhhahahahahhahaHHHhhahahaHAhHhHAhHAhhh fahvray to jennings for the win in ot!
sorry willie



You bitch.

I was angry until Hasselbeck threw to Bobby Engram on Monday nite for a TD...Jeezuz, Floof and I should have been publicly whipped for touring out two QB's with negative points ratings. Trust me I was in chrch the next day.

W00t!

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#262514 - 11/13/07 10:24 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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HAHhAhhahahahahhahaHHHhhahahaHAhHhHAhHAhhh fahvray to jennings for the win in ot!
sorry willie



You bitch.

I was angry until Hasselbeck threw to Bobby Engram on Monday nite for a TD...Jeezuz, Floof and I should have been publicly whipped for touring out two QB's with negative points ratings. Trust me I was in chrch the next day.

W00t!




I've been playing ff since '00 and that win was the craziest most exciting ever. I was down 20+ points going into that Monday night game you were beating me pretty bad and G. Jennings hadn't done much all night. Somehow the game manages to go into OT and Favre hits Jennings for an 80+ yard TD pass on the first play that amazingly gives me a one point advantage to beat you for the week. Crazy. I've been on the wrong end of that situation so many times I still can't believe it turned in my favor.
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#262515 - 11/14/07 08:14 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Now that I'm not so drunk, yeah, it was a freakist event. BTW, Air McNair is available now.

::bananaalcornstatesucks::

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#262516 - 11/19/07 08:23 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Was there a game last night? I blinked, and my place kicker had more points that Atlanta, Miami and SF...with no field goals.

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#262517 - 11/19/07 07:53 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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you are also .500 with brady and owens, thats a pretty god damn impressive failure willie

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#262518 - 11/26/07 10:01 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Kings: 137
vs.
Dogos: 128





Meh.....my season ended 3 weeks ago. I don't care who wins, as long as its not Cleetus.




I really expected you to win. The bad weather shut down H. Miller's potential to accumulate points. I can't believe my team has been winning. My #1 (Shaun Alexander), #3 (Marvin Harrison) and #4 (Marshawn Lynch) draft picks have been/will be out for a while as well as Terry Glenn (all season). I forget who released Greg Jennings, but thank you, he's been a savior.
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#262519 - 11/27/07 12:33 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Kings: 137
vs.
Dogos: 128





Meh.....my season ended 3 weeks ago. I don't care who wins, as long as its not Cleetus.




I really expected you to win. The bad weather shut down H. Miller's potential to accumulate points. I can't believe my team has been winning. My #1 (Shaun Alexander), #3 (Marvin Harrison) and #4 (Marshawn Lynch) draft picks have been/will be out for a while as well as Terry Glenn (all season). I forget who released Greg Jennings, but thank you, he's been a savior.



The rain fucked it all up. Miller didn't score and I have Ward as my receiver in my other league. I lost that game as well. Funny thing about that one was Big Ben was my opponents QB. I lost a lot of close games and had guys underachieve all yr. long. Sometimes my opponents had career games and even surpassed their expected point totals. Either way, looks like we are having, yet another new champ as last season's reigning champion is out of contention.
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#262520 - 12/03/07 10:32 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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how the fuck are the giants 8-4? they are awful and eli "turnover" manning should be ashamed to cash that check every week.
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#262521 - 12/05/07 10:16 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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The Playoffs are here and congratulations are due to the teams that made it in, myself not included.

The Carpathian juggernaut continues to roll to victory, and due to the assholish countenance of New England's Lord & Savior, Bill Belichick, what with his penchant for running up scores and impaling nuns it seems unlikely that he'll give his starters any rest for the last week of the season. To the challenger, whoever that turns out to be, beware.

At this time I want to reiterate that the wholesale dumping of players by teams that didn't make it to the championship game is a bitch move. Don't be that guy, people.

Here's how the regular season finished out, and I'm proud that I'm only the third worst of the bunch. Look who's below me, ha ha.



BTW, congrats to my Brutha from a Canucka mutha, Grizz, for having no expectations and yet still making the playoffs. Good luck der, hoser.

Who the hell are the Surly Negros, Guapo?

Good luck guys, kick some ass and talk some shit.



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#262522 - 12/12/07 05:25 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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#262523 - 12/13/07 02:32 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Pffft, in another example of the "Life is not fair department", of the 13 Patriot wins thus far, I have made money on 10 of the games, lost once (the Colt game) and passed twice...but I admit I almost took them against the Eagles minus 22-1/2, something stopped me from picking up da phone, calling Harrah's and plopping a chunk on them, that "something" being Absolut and Seven-Up (x 12) and the 8:30 ESt start time

The Pats are the greatest show on earth right now...Tom Brady will win his fourth SuperBowl and then fuck the entire Victoria's Secret Model Roster in the offseason, outdoing Travis Henry in bastard children (travis has 9....NINE rugrats by 9 different Ho's)
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#262524 - 12/17/07 07:13 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Anyone up for a little 3-down football?
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#262525 - 12/25/07 10:42 PM Anyone know the results from this weekend?
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#262526 - 12/25/07 11:10 PM Re: Anyone know the results from this weekend?
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not awesome.
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#262527 - 12/25/07 11:23 PM Re: Anyone know the results from this weekend?
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really burg, was it just passing remorse that stopped you from "calling up harrahs" and "laying down a bet" or is it the fact that phones of any sort are banned in any sports book in nevada and you would look like a fucking moron because there isnt a book in the state that even has a hard line to customers, no its just you being a fucking idiot?? yea i thought so, if you need an offshore pm me, but please stop with the bullshit you fucking moron.

merry christmas

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#262528 - 12/26/07 08:05 AM Re: Anyone know the results from this weekend?
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I call a recount- the snow did me in
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#262529 - 12/26/07 11:05 AM Re: Anyone know the results from this weekend?
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Fucking Cleetus. This was YOUR yr. You blew it. This was your baby and you still haven't won it. Better luck next yr, right?
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#262530 - 12/26/07 03:59 PM Re: Anyone know the results from this weekend?
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I can't help it if Brady can't throw in the snow and cold.
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#262531 - 12/27/07 10:30 PM Re: Anyone know the results from this weekend?
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Good season guys. One Nor'easter derails the juggernaut and now we've exported our trophy to da North.

Congrats Grizz!

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#262532 - 12/28/07 02:02 AM Re: Anyone know the results from this weekend?
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really burg, was it just passing remorse that stopped you from "calling up harrahs" and "laying down a bet" or is it the fact that phones of any sort are banned in any sports book in nevada and you would look like a fucking moron because there isnt a book in the state that even has a hard line to customers, no its just you being a fucking idiot?? yea i thought so, if you need an offshore pm me, but please stop with the bullshit you fucking moron.

merry christmas




Gigi called me yesterday and asked me "what do you think of what ranathan posted a week and a half ago?" I said "huh?"

I didnt see this post until late last night.

You really cant understand how, why or in what way I (or anyone else) can bet football games in a actual Casino, like harrah's in Reno, Nevada by simply making a phone call? I mean, if you are really truly genuinely clueless, perhaps I will describe the process, although I am fairly certain YOU could never be able to do it...reality is, however, ANYONE could do this in a variety of ways.

If you are just making an effort at being a miserable prick, however, then good for you, I support such efforts in general but have no compunction explaining myself to you now, after your indignant tirade. "Idiot-morons who live in glass houses....." happy fucking new year.
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#262533 - 12/28/07 10:27 AM Re: Anyone know the results from this weekend?
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More importantly Burg, how do you feel about my stellar performance in XXXPT Fantasy Football 2007?

I hear Veronica Jett is going to let me come in her asshole if I take her with me to Disneyland!
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