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#262295 - 07/25/07 06:29 PM 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Seeing as mandatory camps are scheduled to start Monday....

Clearly you all realize I'm taking it again.

Good luck Willie/Chico/King



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#262296 - 07/25/07 07:26 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Surely you jest, Burger Clown. No one has been able to do that. Not me, not Fluffin and neither will you. Where is the XPT league founder; Cleetus, where you hiding son?

I welcome new guys into the league such as BC (Who's a huge Cowboy fan. Don't know why really)and some of the others who have showed interest.

Can we initiate a new rule? Guys who don't update their roster or just stop playing. We can call this "The Malice Rule". We then can raid that team for players and make it interesting.
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#262297 - 07/25/07 07:40 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I promise not to go into a drunken meltdown if some team, once eliminated, releases all their players for other teams to pickup to fill weakspots causing me to be at a distinct disadvantage resulting in me losing when I should have been XPT FF Champion. As you can tell I'm totally over it.


Let's rock, bitches!
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#262298 - 07/25/07 07:58 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I want Chico to run it, everytime I do I lose
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#262299 - 07/25/07 10:42 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I already have my slogan:

"Soopergrizz - making mediocrity a goal in itself."
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#262300 - 07/25/07 10:54 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I want Chico to run it, everytime I do I lose



Done.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/xxxpt
League ID: 257892
Password: bukkake
Live Draft: Aug. 22 8PM PST/11PM EST

Let me know if any of the participants can't make the draft.
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#262301 - 07/25/07 10:58 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I want Chico to run it, everytime I do I lose



Done.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/xxxpt
League ID: League ID: 257892




something isn't right

league id and password needed yo. it's pretty clear why didn't win last year.
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#262302 - 07/25/07 11:02 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
ranathan Offline
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put some full tilt poker or stars money on this?


also every west coaster should turn on fx right now, as bad as miami vice was rescue me is that good, tonights episode replay starts in 4minutes.

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#262303 - 07/25/07 11:26 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
k1ng Offline
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i'm in
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#262304 - 07/25/07 11:28 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Moxie is also in. Crusty Redzone Ho's? I think a better name would be Ambulance Chasers.
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#262305 - 07/25/07 11:41 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
k1ng Offline
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damn. I was told this was going to be a lawyer free league.
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#262306 - 07/25/07 11:41 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
ranathan Offline
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the toronto dradles have been registered, lets put some money on this.

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#262307 - 07/25/07 11:50 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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the toronto dradles have been registered, lets put some money on this.



Canadian dollars don't count.
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#262308 - 07/25/07 11:52 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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i live in vegas spic and the closest ive been to toronto is montreal

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#262309 - 07/25/07 11:55 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Last year's ending was a disgrace, is there a failsafe to prevent that from happening again?

You're still my bitch, Chico.

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#262310 - 07/25/07 11:56 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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i live in vegas spic and the closest ive been to toronto is montreal



Rananthan, we don't get racial here. Its all done for fun. Look at all the old Fantasy Football threads, we never got personal in our attacks. If you live in Vegas, why did you name your team Toronto Dradles?
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#262311 - 07/25/07 11:58 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
ranathan Offline
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because its hilarious

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#262312 - 07/25/07 11:59 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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also every west coaster should turn on fx right now, as bad as miami vice was rescue me is that good, tonights episode replay starts in 4minutes.






soooo fucking



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#262313 - 07/26/07 12:01 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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you have serious problems if you dont like rescue me

im also drafting plaxico burress with my first pick, deal with it.

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#262314 - 07/26/07 12:01 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Last year's ending was a disgrace, is there a failsafe to prevent that from happening again?

You're still my bitch, Chico.



Fluffer, please. I beat you twice last season.

Im working on it. Cleetus wasn't around much last season, so I'll tinker with it and see what happens.
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#262315 - 07/26/07 12:03 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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i don't know or care much what the fuck "rescue me" is on FX or whatnot...just that sentence and the whole..."replay starts in 4 minutes" had to be just about the gayest post i have ever read on this sight...


and the name "rescue me" is as shit
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#262316 - 07/26/07 12:04 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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because its hilarious



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#262317 - 07/26/07 12:05 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Quote:

Quote:

Last year's ending was a disgrace, is there a failsafe to prevent that from happening again?

You're still my bitch, Chico.



Fluffer, please. I beat you twice last season.

Im working on it. Cleetus wasn't around much last season, so I'll tinker with it and see what happens.




Awesome, I bet we'll all appreciate a less fagtastic ending to this season. By the way, I beat you twice as well last season. Knocked you out of the playoffs, I recall.

Snootchie Bootchies!

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#262318 - 07/26/07 12:07 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
ranathan Offline
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i don't know or care much what the fuck "rescue me" is on FX or whatnot...just that sentence and the whole..."replay starts in 4 minutes" had to be just about the gayest post i have ever read on this sight...


and the name "rescue me" is as shit




aright irrationally angry guy, it will be ok and one day you will learn what a sight is

would also like to add a <3


Edited by ranathan (07/26/07 12:09 AM)

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#262319 - 07/26/07 12:09 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Last year's ending was a disgrace, is there a failsafe to prevent that from happening again?

You're still my bitch, Chico.



Fluffer, please. I beat you twice last season.

Im working on it. Cleetus wasn't around much last season, so I'll tinker with it and see what happens.




Awesome, I'll bet we'll all appreciate a less fagtastic ending to this season. By the way, I beat you twice as well last season. Knocked you out of the playoffs, I recall.

Snootchie Bootchies!



You on crack?
Week 2 TEAM TAPOUT 79 FLOOFIN'S FELONS 63
Week 11 TEAM TAPOUT 60 FLOOFIN'S FELONS 50

We only played twice in 2006 and I won both times. I made the playoffs and lost to Tunamelt.

I went 1-1 against you in 2005. Maybe I lost to you in the playoffs then, but I lead overall 3-1 in regular season.
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#262320 - 07/26/07 12:12 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Yeah, then I beat you for 5th place. Then you discharged your junky ass players and swung the whole thing to Jaded. You were that guy.

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#262321 - 07/26/07 12:14 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Yeah, then I beat you for 5th place. Then you discharged your junky ass players and swung the whole thing to Jaded. You were that guy.



I anounced my intentions. Not my fault the rest of the league didnt pay attention. If my guys were junky, how come they were able to swing the tide?
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#262322 - 07/26/07 12:19 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Let's just not have a repeat of that debacle. By the way, I wonder what TunaVan is up to now? Think those "movies" of his have ever been released?

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#262323 - 07/26/07 12:25 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I don't even think they have been edited. Its been more than a yr. since he started to make "movies". I tell you what, thats an expensive hobby he has. Maybe he got into trouble and now sleeps with the tuna, if you get what I'm saying.
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#262324 - 07/26/07 12:27 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
k1ng Offline
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saw tunavan online earlier today. my guess is that he will lay low after that pitful xpt fantasy football showing last year. my grandmother could have done better and she's dead btw.
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#262325 - 07/26/07 12:33 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I've been tweaking with it and was able to bring up the history of our league commencing with the first in 2004 to the present. Wonder why Cleetus didn't do this before?
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#262326 - 07/26/07 12:34 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I went 1-1 against you in 2005. Maybe I lost to you in the playoffs then, but I lead overall 3-1 in regular season.




Check your numbers, Holmes. We're 2-2 regular season, and I knocked you out 1st round '05 and took the consolation from you in '06.
Face it, I'm your reckoning.
You better come strong in '07, or we're gonna have this talk again in '08, mang.

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#262327 - 07/26/07 12:38 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Soopergrizz Offline
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Westcoast WHYWHYWHYS are ready for the 2008 lottery!
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#262328 - 07/26/07 12:40 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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The draft picks will never sign for those Canadian ducats, Grizz.
Good to have you in though! This is gonna be fun, I haven't posted this much in months.

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#262329 - 07/26/07 12:44 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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I went 1-1 against you in 2005. Maybe I lost to you in the playoffs then, but I lead overall 3-1 in regular season.




Check your numbers, Holmes. We're 2-2 regular season, and I knocked you out 1st round '05 and took the consolation from you in '06.
Face it, I'm your reckoning.
You better come strong in '07, or we're gonna have this talk again in '08, mang.



2-2 in regular season, but you haven't beaten me since 2005. Consolation don't mean shit. You think the guy who wins the bronze medal in any Olympic sport brags about it? If it warms your whore tainted little heart, you can have the consolation game. Cherish it. It will be the only thing you'll want to remember this season son.
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#262330 - 07/26/07 12:44 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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The draft picks will never sign for those Canadian ducats, Grizz.
Good to have you in though! This is gonna be fun, I haven't posted this much in months.




Fyi, the Canucklebuck is no longer the Northern Peso. We're at 96% the value of the US dollar as of today, and the BC tax rate is lower than Cali or NY.

Our whores are cheaper too.

You're all invited (but you have to stay at Burglar's summer home)!!
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#262331 - 07/26/07 12:49 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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The draft picks will never sign for those Canadian ducats, Grizz.
Good to have you in though! This is gonna be fun, I haven't posted this much in months.




Fyi, the Canucklebuck is no longer the Northern Peso. We're at 96% the value of the US dollar as of today, and the BC tax rate is lower than Cali or NY.

Our whores are cheaper too.

You're all invited (but you have to stay at Burglar's summer home)!!



Good to have you aboard grizz. Your a vet of FF. How much cheaper are the whores?
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#262332 - 07/26/07 12:49 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Fine Serge, we can stop now. My wrist was getting tired from turning the knife in your heart.


I can't believe I still haven't made it to Vancouver, with all of it's charms. Someday . . .

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#262333 - 07/26/07 12:53 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Fine Serge, we can stop now. My wrist was getting tired from turning the knife in your heart.


I can't believe I still haven't made it to Vancouver, with all of it's charms. Someday . . .




Your wrist was sore from wanking off to the Sammura Compilation DVD you made.

I hear Vancouver has excellent stripclubs, second only to Houston.
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#262334 - 07/26/07 06:58 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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ok, you bitches are gonna lose big time this year. Chico i want the 4th pick in the draft.
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#262335 - 07/26/07 07:17 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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NEW ENGLAND!!!! Tom Brady has a few mouths to feed so....although i do like the chargers as well.
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#262336 - 07/26/07 07:49 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Sergio -
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Floof -
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#262337 - 07/26/07 11:00 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I hate you rich bastards
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#262338 - 07/26/07 04:24 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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We still have a few spots open. What happened to all the shit talkers from last season? Now is the chance to redeem yourselves.
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#262339 - 07/26/07 04:29 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Damn Chico it takes longer than 1 day to fill up this league. Slot 4 remember that
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#262340 - 07/26/07 04:34 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Slot 4 remember that



Are you trying to influence the commissioner?
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#262341 - 07/26/07 05:01 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Slot 4 remember that



Are you trying to influence the commissioner?



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#262342 - 07/27/07 02:06 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Bump for Chico- looks like we could use at least 3 more teams.




Do i get points for punt returns?
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#262343 - 07/27/07 02:26 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Do i get points for punt returns?




Do I get points for punts? I might need them to stand a fighting chance
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#262344 - 07/27/07 04:08 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Bump for Chico- looks like we could use at least 3 more teams.




Do i get points for punt returns?



We'll see. I tweaked the scoring system a bit, so we should see a lot more high scoring games. I think ties will be a thing of the past.

I went overall the previous seasons and I'm 23-15-2 overall with one championship. Not too bad.
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