That's why I would want one, it would be like that monkey on friends humping everyone that come over your house, hilarity ensues. It's funny that you wanted a monkey too, I wanted a monkey so bad when I was a kid because of the show BJ and the Bear, but I was told to wait until I was 16 then at that age I asked again but still no monkey. I will have to be satisfied with spanking my own monkey and hope that any possible midget owning legislation passes ( just a joke all you wee people).