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You gotta see Shelley on the 700 Club.

"God miraculously cured her incurable sexually transmitted disease."





Ahhh yes, the 700 Club. Founder by Pat Robertson and first hosted by Jim and Tammy Fay Bakkker; three Paragons of Wholesome Christian Values if ever there was one. Appearing there really lends her credibility.

BTW: Even the name "700 Club" drips of diorty money. In 1962, nearly broke, Robertson decided to have a telethon to keep his tiny Virgina TV station afloat. The Idea was to get 700 members to give $10 a month, which would just barely cover the overhead. $10 a month was a lot of money for poor dumb Jesus Freaks in Hampton Roads in 1962.

When the Bakkkers left for the big payday at Trinity Broadcasting and PTL, Robertson, enraged, rechristened their talk show Come On Over as "The 700 Club just to spite them. True Story.

They should all burn in the hell of their imagination.