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#262104 - 07/25/07 08:37 AM
Jeff's Cars
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Dear Jeff,
You are a rich bastard. A labroghini, a aston martin? The Hummer is so working class though. I guess that is what you drive to make the fans think you are humble. Porn has been good to me too. I own a yacht in the South Keys. Where do you dock yours?
Darth
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#262110 - 07/25/07 10:35 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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damm jeffrey you got all them cars? your dick must be miniscule.
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#262111 - 07/25/07 10:39 AM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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damm jeffrey you got all them cars? your dick must be miniscule.
Yeah that's pretty bad. For the record, I ride a Vespa and my dick rides in the sidecar. 
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#262114 - 07/25/07 11:30 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Darth, why are you dodging my Ewok question? This is your chance once and for all to prove you are a connected insider. Once again: Which multiple award winning US studio owner has a relative who portrayed an Ewok in Return of the Jedi? 
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#262116 - 07/25/07 11:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I choose to sink my money into real estate, sports memoribilia and high class whores....not necessarily in that order.
Vin is cool, I would trust him with my life, if I were too drunk to wheel home and he found me in a strip club surrounded by gyrating chicks. He would NOT take advantage of the situation, no sir....
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#262120 - 07/25/07 01:46 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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but the real question is, when the federal government forces you into the poor house, whaaaaaaat wiiiilllllll you drive???
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#262125 - 07/25/07 11:06 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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What the hell is a labroghini anyway?
Fucking great car. Here's a shot of mine. 
this really isnt getting enough love
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#262126 - 07/26/07 08:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I know. It took me 10 minutes of hardcore Photoshop work to get results of such high quality.
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#262129 - 07/26/07 12:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Darth, you seem to have an almost homosexual interest in the size of other men's cocks.
I'm heterosexual, so I don't know if your behavior is gay or bi, but I think you should seek out some sort of counseling.
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#262131 - 07/26/07 01:41 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Notice he didn't deny having a small dick.
Notice he didn't answer the Ewok question again...c'mon Darth, an insider like you should be able to find it out in no time at all.
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#262134 - 07/26/07 02:57 PM
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That thread is so popular, Darth, because everyone knows that, unlike the Brazillian Child Eater, you're not really going to post a picture of your tiny, flaccid member. And even if you got drunk and suddenly found the balls, it wouldn't be nearly as offensive as the disease ridden terror of third world kindergardens.
By the way, nice suit. Fruit.
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#262137 - 07/26/07 04:40 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Notice he didn't deny having a small dick.
Notice he didn't answer the Ewok question again...c'mon Darth, an insider like you should be able to find it out in no time at all.
This is trivial and not worth my time.
Translation: Google came up negative on that one.
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#262138 - 07/26/07 04:42 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/18/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Uptown
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How about the boxy Mercedes funky looking thing?
Don't be a hater.
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#262140 - 07/26/07 06:22 PM
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Ha. Now I'm Willie. Okay Darth, you caught me. I should have known that I'd never be able to put one past the great insider. What gave it away? The New York accent? The Dutch/Scottish/English ancestry? The legal citations? All the hallmarks of an Irish Financial guru from Scottsdale. I should have known it was too obvious.I'm going to go do pennitance now, thorough self-loathing and pushups. But before I go, could you answer me just one question:
Which industry mogul has a relative who played an Ewok? I'm really dying to know.
Thanks,
Willie (f.k.a. Jim B.)
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#262141 - 07/27/07 04:35 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Translation: Google came up negative on that one.
False... I don't want to go around asking a fucking Ewok question and outting myself.
Just use someone as a stalking horse...you know, 'Some guy on such and such movie set was telling me that there's some studio owner who has a relative who portrayed an Ewok in 'Return of the Jedi'. He wouldn't tell me and I have no idea who he was talking about...have you heard anything like that?'
Of course, Darth, this would require you knowing people in the industry to begin with...why not use some of your much hyped industry insider connections and get the scoop?
By the way, let me give you a little helping hand and narrow down your search...said studio owner is an American and owns an exclusively straight studio (apart from the odd g/g scene, of course), not a gay or tranny one.
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#262143 - 07/27/07 10:36 AM
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#262145 - 07/27/07 10:55 AM
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A true insider would already know the answer, oh Lord of the Shit. He wouldn't need to make pathertic excuses about his peons.
Ansewr the man's question or admit your cluelessness.
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#262146 - 07/27/07 11:06 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Darth must have some tasty bait.
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#262147 - 07/27/07 11:14 AM
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Anonymous
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Not particularly. Slow day at the office.
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#262148 - 07/27/07 11:33 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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This is very simple. I ask the question. I ask a minion to ask the question. Then someone else asks, "who wants to know"? Then jackass minion tells them because nothing in porn is a secret. In a week my secret identity would be known. With my high profile stature in the porn industry as a legendary insider, I would have porn whores with herpes boycotting my studio, Kurt Lockwood attacking me in parking lots, and Willie D and Jamesn posting unflattering photographs of me and/or my bitches.
Then you use two or three stalking horses...you know, be like the Keyser Soze of porn valley. Never let your underlings know who they are ultimately working for and shit like that.
Your above posting reeks of queef, my friend. I think I hit the nail on the head first time around with my Google comment.
Let me make it even easier for you, Darth...said studio owner is male, married, and Jewish.
Wow, this is just like playing 'Guess Who?' with the educationally subnormal. 
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#262149 - 07/27/07 11:34 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Let me make it even easier for you, Darth...said studio owner is male, married, and Jewish.
Khan Tusion?
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