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Translation: Google came up negative on that one.



False... I don't want to go around asking a fucking Ewok question and outting myself.



Just use someone as a stalking horse...you know, 'Some guy on such and such movie set was telling me that there's some studio owner who has a relative who portrayed an Ewok in 'Return of the Jedi'. He wouldn't tell me and I have no idea who he was talking about...have you heard anything like that?'

Of course, Darth, this would require you knowing people in the industry to begin with...why not use some of your much hyped industry insider connections and get the scoop?

By the way, let me give you a little helping hand and narrow down your search...said studio owner is an American and owns an exclusively straight studio (apart from the odd g/g scene, of course), not a gay or tranny one.