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What if your girlfriend uses a strap-on to fuck you (and you are a man), or what if she gives you a nice prostate massage with her fingers. Does that make you gay?

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Guy taking a Strap-on: Gay. I mean, c'mon dude, it's molded to look like a friggin' penis.

Prostate massage: If it's a sneak attack type deal, like a guy getting a blow job and feel something poking it's way in, the guy is alright. He just needs to be sure to pistol whip the crazy, mixed-up whore afterwards to show her he's still a 100% straight man and will not tolerate this type of behavior anymore If the dude specifically requests it on repeated occasions, then