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#261967 - 07/24/07 02:30 PM To all my #1 Fans
Darth Offline
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Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona


Hey all my number one fans. You only wish you could take dick from hot girls like this. Cry it out fan boys!
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#261968 - 07/24/07 02:43 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Hey all my number one fans. You only wish you could take dick from hot girls like this. Cry it out fan boys!




You're just mad that's not you on the cover.
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#261969 - 07/24/07 02:52 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
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#261970 - 07/24/07 03:02 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
That's sad Kurt doesn't even get billing on the box cover for a fucking STRAP-ON series.

Seriously, 90% of the buyers for a fetish/genre like that are there for the guys, not the girls. Why not advertise it as such?

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#261971 - 07/24/07 03:05 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
That's quality entertainment, Darth. Nice find.

Kurt looks so manly there in his little hotpants. Not at all fruity. No way.
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#261972 - 07/24/07 03:09 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Seriously, 90% of the buyers for a fetish/genre like that are there for the guys, not the girls.




I know you just pulled that statistic our of your ass (76% of statistics are completely made up you know), but isnt about 90% of all porn made for guys?

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#261973 - 07/24/07 03:11 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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That's sad Kurt doesn't even get billing on the box cover for a fucking STRAP-ON series.

Seriously, 90% of the buyers for a fetish/genre like that are there for the guys, not the girls. Why not advertise it as such?






That is a jackass made up statistic. Why don't those guys go buy gay porn then? This is about straight men with gay tendencies. Strap-ons are a gateway drug to homosexuality because you can take a fake cock in your ass and still be very straight.
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#261974 - 07/24/07 03:12 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Quote:

Seriously, 90% of the buyers for a fetish/genre like that are there for the guys, not the girls.




I know you just pulled that statistic our of your ass (76% of statistics are completely made up you know), but isnt about 90% of all porn made for guys?




I see what you did there.
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#261975 - 07/24/07 04:02 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
they've done studies you know, sixty percent of the time, it works everrytime.

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#261976 - 07/24/07 04:03 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

Quote:

Seriously, 90% of the buyers for a fetish/genre like that are there for the guys, not the girls.




I know you just pulled that statistic our of your ass (76% of statistics are completely made up you know), but isnt about 90% of all porn made for guys?




I was referring to who a viewer or buyer is there to mainly watch: the girls or guys acting in the video, not the composition of the viewer ship itself.

Its just a shittily produced and designed box cover given the genre; Kurt, love him or hate him (and I lean much more towards hate) has a hell of a lot better name recognition than the girls listed on the cover; why not appeal to that? There's a reason why pretty boys like him are used in scenes like this given the intended audience.

Out of curiosity how many strap-on scenes has he done (as I know its not his first time on film)? A well done box cover would emphasize the guys as much or more so than the women in the film; especially if its still one of Kurt's first (and certainly not the last) scenes in this genre. Its just shitty marketing.

And *everyone* knows 97.586% of porn is made for men.

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#261977 - 07/24/07 04:08 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Not claiming to be all-knowing or anything, but I worked at a porn shop for about a year, gay guys rent gay porn. Not tranny porn, not strap-on porn... GAY porn. And the guys who rent strap-on porn and tranny porn, never rent gay porn.

Just sayin'.

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#261978 - 07/24/07 05:05 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i am in that movie as well. i would guess kurt has done about 5 strapon scenes. maybe less. and just to leave myself open to shots from all of you guys, i have done probably 30 by now. let the flaming commence!


Edited by christianxxx (07/24/07 05:23 PM)
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#261979 - 07/24/07 05:45 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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i am in that movie as well. i would guess kurt has done about 5 strapon scenes. maybe less. and just to leave myself open to shots from all of you guys, i have done probably 30 by now. let the flaming commence!




fag.

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#261980 - 07/24/07 05:47 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Darth = Khan Tusion

You heard it here first.

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#261981 - 07/24/07 06:07 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Looks like I'm tuning in just at the right time. Did somebody say tranny?

For the one-millionth time, tranny lovers are heterosexuals, in the vast majority of cases.

But there also exist bi-sexual males who pretty much enjoy everything on the menu card (should I dare say his name?).

Gay males don't like trannies.


brndo81 wrote in another thread: :
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I used to work at an adult video store. The guys who rented tranny porn, NEVER rented gay porn. They also rented straight porn regularly. I agree gay men arent into trannys...trannys look like women...and gay men are not attracted to women...so why would they be attracted to transexual porn?




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#261982 - 07/24/07 08:19 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
I was just getting ready to link to that post, and then the phone rang...when i came back you had already did it for me. Thanks vanessa.
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#261983 - 07/25/07 12:21 AM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

i am in that movie as well. i would guess kurt has done about 5 strapon scenes. maybe less. and just to leave myself open to shots from all of you guys, i have done probably 30 by now. let the flaming commence!




No comment?
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#261984 - 07/26/07 04:37 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Nate Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/15/05
Posts: 145
Loc: Whoreville
Quote:

Not claiming to be all-knowing or anything, but I worked at a porn shop for about a year, gay guys rent gay porn. Not tranny porn, not strap-on porn... GAY porn. And the guys who rent strap-on porn and tranny porn, never rent gay porn.

Just sayin'.




I've worked in porn stores for almost 9 years now, and you are absolutely correct. Gay guys have zero interest in shemale or pegging movies. Straight guys are the only ones that rent TS porn.
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#261985 - 07/26/07 05:00 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Two people born with and possessing fully-functioning penises penetrating each other's stink-tubes is about as gay as gay can get.

No, they are not Chicks with Dicks, she-males, or any other name you can think of. If you were born with a penis, you are a guy. If you dress yourself like a chick and get a boob-job, you are just a dude with tits.

No, the guys who rent these may not be able to admit that they are full-fledged, card-carrying, rainbow-flag-flying homosexuals, but they do enjoy watching two guys, men, dudes, hombres, whatever having sex with each other. That, my friends, is just about as gay as gay can get.
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#261986 - 07/26/07 05:10 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Quote:

Two people born with and possessing fully-functioning penises penetrating each other's stink-tubes is about as gay as gay can get.

No, they are not Chicks with Dicks, she-males, or any other name you can think of. If you were born with a penis, you are a guy. If you dress yourself like a chick and get a boob-job, you are just a dude with tits.

No, the guys who rent these may not be able to admit that they are full-fledged, card-carrying, rainbow-flag-flying homosexuals, but they do enjoy watching two guys, men, dudes, hombres, whatever having sex with each other. That, my friends, is just about as gay as gay can get.




What if one of the penises doesn't function or what if s/he has a penis and a vagina? In my opinion a transsexual is like a Liger or a Tigon. It is an abomination neither male nor female.
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#261987 - 07/26/07 07:38 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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or what if s/he has a penis and a vagina?




Then he or she is intersex, a condition that affects millions, but it's currently not looked upon as being the same as transsexual.

Intersexuality is a term used to describe a person whose sex chromosomes, genitalia and/or secondary sex characteristics are determined to be neither exclusively male nor female. They are BORN that way.


Now I have a question for MoronBoy and Darth:

What if your girlfriend uses a strap-on to fuck you (and you are a man), or what if she gives you a nice prostate massage with her fingers. Does that make you gay?


By the way, I recommend the purchase of this "sex change" or "transformation" kit to all Darth fans (can also be used as a Voodoo kit, torture chamber or auto-suck device).



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#261988 - 07/27/07 02:44 AM Re: To all my #1 Fans
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Then he or she is intersex, a condition that affects millions, blah blah bluh bluh




No, you stupid fucking animal. They're called hermaphrodites because they physically have both sex organs, not just characteristics.

"Smartt" is an AIDS riddled kiddie toucher and who in the fuck was it that let it back here?
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#261989 - 07/27/07 08:22 AM Re: To all my #1 Fans
hyperion Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/02/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom
Quote:




By the way, I recommend the purchase of this "sex change" or "transformation" kit to all Darth fans (can also be used as a Voodoo kit, torture chamber or auto-suck device).







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#261990 - 07/27/07 10:13 AM Re: To all my #1 Fans
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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What if your girlfriend uses a strap-on to fuck you (and you are a man), or what if she gives you a nice prostate massage with her fingers. Does that make you gay?







Yes this makes you flaming gay. If you take toys, fingers, or objects that look like toys or a penis in your ass, you are gay, unless you are a woman. Vanessa, you are like a liger... I made that phrase up. It is quite humorous and I am very creative.
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#261991 - 07/27/07 11:49 AM Re: To all my #1 Fans
hyperion Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/02/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom
Quote:

Quote:



What if your girlfriend uses a strap-on to fuck you (and you are a man), or what if she gives you a nice prostate massage with her fingers. Does that make you gay?







Yes this makes you flaming gay. If you take toys, fingers, or objects that look like toys or a penis in your ass, you are gay, unless you are a woman. Vanessa, you are like a liger... I made that phrase up. It is quite humorous and I am very creative.





Okay this may've been covered but what if you are Intersexed or a Hermaphrodite?. And honestly in the end, who really cares? I dont really understand a lot of the hostility towards gay people. Canada has had Gay marriage for more than two years and the country hasnt fallen apart.

Just a wonderin'?


Edited by hyperion (07/27/07 11:50 AM)

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#261992 - 07/27/07 12:17 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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I dont really understand a lot of the hostility towards gay people.






PS: I'll explain later, have to run.


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#261993 - 07/27/07 04:47 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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have to run.




In front of a speeding bus would be nice.

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#261994 - 07/27/07 06:15 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

What if your girlfriend uses a strap-on to fuck you (and you are a man), or what if she gives you a nice prostate massage with her fingers. Does that make you gay?




Guy taking a Strap-on: Gay. I mean, c'mon dude, it's molded to look like a friggin' penis.

Prostate massage: If it's a sneak attack type deal, like a guy getting a blow job and feel something poking it's way in, the guy is alright. He just needs to be sure to pistol whip the crazy, mixed-up whore afterwards to show her he's still a 100% straight man and will not tolerate this type of behavior anymore If the dude specifically requests it on repeated occasions, then
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#261995 - 07/27/07 06:38 PM Re: To all my #1 Fans
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Quote:

What if your girlfriend uses a strap-on to fuck you (and you are a man), or what if she gives you a nice prostate massage with her fingers. Does that make you gay?




Guy taking a Strap-on: Gay. I mean, c'mon dude, it's molded to look like a friggin' penis.




Hmmm... interesting. So you are saying that a man having sex with a woman is gay.

This is even more complicated then I thought.

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