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#261944 - 07/24/07 02:20 PM
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Who is she?
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#261945 - 07/24/07 02:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/02/05
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Nikki Ziering. Rumored to have inked a deal with good friend Jewel D'Nyle.
Edited by Macho Kiljoy (07/24/07 02:25 PM)
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#261950 - 07/24/07 03:26 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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Isn't Niki Z married to that Steve guy from BH 90210? He's bound to have some dough - I cannot imagine why she'd do porn. And LL? Forget it - that girl has millions.
Na divorced.
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#261951 - 07/24/07 03:47 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/30/07
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Gotta agree with xvod. LL has all the makings of a promising porn candidate.  Her mainstream career is right down in the toilet. Even prior to her arrest this morning, her future scheduled films had to be cancelled because no insurer was willing to assume the risk of issuing a required performance bond to cover the potential losses in the event she fails to show up. Barely a week out of rehab for the second time, she just celebrated her 21st birthday. And since leaving rehab she has so far been booked twice for DUI and also faces charges for hit & run, driving on a suspended license, cocaine possession and transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility. Both the latter 2 charges are felonies.
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#261954 - 07/24/07 04:45 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
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Sure, LL would be a great porn chick but come on - most girls do it for the money. Surely, LL has money managers in place to protect the millions she has earned so far, despite her so-far world-class poor judgement. And remember - America loves a comeback. She's young enough to really fuck up big-time and still win an oscar in 5-10 years. Yeah, it's a longshot but stranger things have happened.
Dude, Lindsay Lohan has been nothing but a huge drain on her finances. $50K a week at Promises set her back $300K alone just the last time she went in. She spends money like she's printing it, except nobody will hire her. She's got huge overhead - PR people, managers, lawyers, dipshits just sponging. By the time her trials are over, if she is lucky enough to stay out of prison, she'll be doing the BK because the lawyers will bleed her dry.
Take a chick, who's used to millions, who's got no way to make a dime, that spends like a muther-fucker and you've got the perfect porn candidate. Mark my words and archive this thread, within 2 years Lohan will be getting banged on film for a studio like Vivid, Wicked or the likes.
If we're lucky, she wont get off the dope and will degrade herself further and do a bukkake!
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#261955 - 07/24/07 04:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
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I'd like to see Britney sodomized by David Geffen while he shits down Lohan's throat. And he can sip a 1946 Bordeaux. Sometimes metaphors deserve embodiment.
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#261956 - 07/24/07 06:07 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
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The problem with nikki Zieling doing a celebrity porn is she's not a celebrity. She married a celeb, but no one knows who she is. She's a poor man's kim kardashian.
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#261958 - 07/24/07 06:16 PM
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transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility.
She was smuggling drugs into jail??? God Damn, Firecrotch. 
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#261959 - 07/24/07 09:33 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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Promises is not $50k a week, it's $50k for the 30 day program.
Well fuck me then, I guess they overcharged me by a $100K when I went in to kick an 8 ball a day coke habit a couple of years back. What, do you think all that Malibu ocean view is cheap?
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#261962 - 07/24/07 10:13 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
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since you were kicking an 8ball a day...you might have been high 
Just a little... but thats what my trust fund adminstrator told me.
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#261963 - 07/25/07 02:10 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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The problem with nikki Zieling doing a celebrity porn is she's not a celebrity. She married a celeb, but no one knows who she is. She's a poor man's kim kardashian.
She is a Playboy Playmate though, which does count for something...at this juncture, I'm not 100% sure exactly what it does count for, but I'm pretty sure it's something.
The thing is that there are plenty of younger and more recent Playmates out there who would make better financial sense than Nikki simply because Joe Public is more likely to know them.
That's the problem with Playmates...there's a new one every month, sometimes more if they shoot twins or triplets. 
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#261964 - 07/25/07 06:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Seems to be as many addiction specialists on XPT as there are lawyers.
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