So I have this little garden out back, being from California I like wildflowers & being a slacker I get lazy and let it grow wild. That’s my excuse, it’s the east coast and these aren’t wildflowers and the vines are insidious. One was winding itself like a constrictor up this one particular flower stem. The valiant guy I am decided to stop the fucker in it’s tracks, so I try to carefully unentwine the bastard. They’re hard to tear, seem to be as strong as they are thin, so instead of getting a something sharp to cut it with I keep trying to pull it off. Of course, I ended up with a flower bud in my hand. Porn is a lot like that sometimes. [JM]

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Hey Jeff, may I request a bong?

Good idea. I will make sure it happens in the next one.