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#261868 - 07/24/07 10:17 AM LA LA Lohan busted
Sydney Jordan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/08/07
Posts: 79
Loc: Going Down in the Valley
Why do these Slut Pack Hollywood girls drive while boozed or coked up? Lohan, has money to pay for a cab/driver! Why risk this rehab stunt by driving? What an idiot! She needs to lie low with the blow. Girl needs HELP! Agree?
Bet she ends up in porn very soon at this rate!
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#261869 - 07/24/07 11:45 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
hyperion Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/02/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom
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Why do these Slut Pack Hollywood girls drive while boozed or coked up? Lohan, has money to pay for a cab/driver! Why risk this rehab stunt by driving? What an idiot! She needs to lie low with the blow. Girl needs HELP! Agree?
Bet she ends up in porn very soon at this rate!




Probably because she may in fact be dumber than a bag of hammers. That and that shes probably has a platoon of yes people around her at all times who will give her anything she wants.

Nothing will probably help, she'll have to OD a few times before she begins to even have an inkling that she might be doing something wrong

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#261870 - 07/24/07 12:01 PM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
If I had that kinda money,I wouldn't be driving my ass anywhere, sober or Fucked up. Unless I was on my Motorcycle. Otherwise I'd be in the back of the limo getting a blowjob drinking a latte, whilst posting on XPT.
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#261871 - 07/24/07 12:11 PM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
hyperion Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/02/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom
Quote:

If I had that kinda money,I wouldn't be driving my ass anywhere, sober or Fucked up. Unless I was on my Motorcycle. Otherwise I'd be in the back of the limo getting a blowjob drinking a latte, whilst posting on XPT.




You are multi-talented sir

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#261872 - 07/24/07 12:21 PM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
i think you people underestimate just how much fun drinking and driving can be

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#261873 - 07/24/07 12:38 PM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
She was arrested for DUI AND possession of coke.

http://off-the-press-up-to-date.blogspot.com/2007/07/lohan-booked-for-duicocaine-possession.html

Stupid bitch, she'll probably die before reaching pornicity.


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#261874 - 07/24/07 03:27 PM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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#261875 - 07/24/07 04:24 PM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Faces of meth?



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#261876 - 07/24/07 07:32 PM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

Faces of meth?





I think its more like "Faces Without Makeup."
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#261877 - 07/25/07 05:34 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
All of you leave Lindsey A-Lohan...

...So What the Bitch got a coke problem...

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#261878 - 07/25/07 06:24 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Tom Looney summed it up pretty good last night on Fox Sports Radio. In the 50's you had the Rat Pack, in the 80's you had the Brat Pack, now we have the Four Bimbos of the Apocalypse. (Spears, Richie, Lohan, and Hilton)
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#261879 - 07/25/07 07:46 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Tom Looney summed it up pretty good last night on Fox Sports Radio. In the 50's you had the Rat Pack, in the 80's you had the Brat Pack, now we have the Four Bimbos of the Apocalypse. (Spears, Richie, Lohan, and Hilton)




Except they're all Famine!





edit - I'll give Paris "Pestilence" as well.


Edited by Soopergrizz (07/25/07 07:51 AM)
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#261880 - 07/25/07 07:51 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
No you are wrong Richie is famine, paris hilton is pestilence. lohan is war, and spears is death for sure...
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#261881 - 07/25/07 07:59 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Mad props, Sister Fister. Most insightful post all week.
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#261882 - 07/25/07 08:01 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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I wonder if Wankus is her dealer?
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#261883 - 07/25/07 10:10 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
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#261884 - 07/25/07 08:57 PM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
TMZ reported that she was doing "private shoots" for paparazi, but only if cash was involved. Thats a complete freakin addict logic and about 1 step from getting into escorting or porn.
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#261885 - 07/25/07 09:29 PM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
"Firecrotch" Charity Case

Lindsay LohanIn the wake of all the bad Lindsay Lohan news, there's a ray of porny sunshine! In honor of "Firecrotch," an adult film website is offering half-off on all videos with redheads. Spicy!

SugarDVD is offering the "Firecrotch DUI DVD Special" featuring titles like "Cherry Pie" and "Nasty Little Redheads." The best part-- they're all 50% off retail price. Snatch 'em up while you can!

But what does this have to do with Lindsay Lohan? Loads! SugarDVD will donate 13% of the sale's proceeds to Mothers Against Drunk Drivers of Los Angeles.

Pornography, always offering society a helping hand.


Source: TMZ

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#261886 - 07/25/07 09:43 PM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

TMZ reported that she was doing "private shoots" for paparazi, but only if cash was involved. Thats a complete freakin addict logic and about 1 step from getting into escorting or porn.




You might be right. I didn't know, but she already has a tat in the right place. Could that be a sign?



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#261887 - 07/27/07 01:57 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
From imdb.com

Quote:

Dina Lohan Slams Jay Leno

Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina Lohan has hit out at talk show host Jay Leno for mocking the starlet's drunk driving arrest on his show. Lohan was due to appear on The Tonight Show just hours after she was detained by police for DUI on Tuesday night. Comedian Rob Schneider stood in, dressed as the actress, and he and Leno poked fun at the troubled star in her absence. In an email to Access Hollywood, Dina Lohan has expressed her disappointment with the show. She wrote, "We have a great respect for Jay Leno but we are disappointed in the path he chose to allow a guest to make light of a very serious situation concerning Lindsay. This is a very personal and private matter and our only concern is to get Lindsay the help that she needs. We will get through this together and it will make our family stronger." Dina, meanwhile, praised late night talk show host Craig Ferguson for not mentioning Lindsay on his show: "Thank you to Craig Ferguson for not making a mockery of such a serious situation to which teens and young adults are facing across the country! Our thoughts and prayers go out to all families who have had to see a family member through tough times."


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#261888 - 07/27/07 07:26 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Pussy is good food Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
I have no sympathy for Ms. Firecrotch. She was quoted by the three guys who were in the car with her as she was racing around LA in a drunken stupor that nothing was going to happen to her because she is a celebrity. Think again, oh little Ms. Red Bush, two pending DUI's and Felony Cocaine possession may get you around a year in jail. With Paris, Nicole and now you, I'll bet the judge will not give you a pass of even 45 days in the lockup ....
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#261889 - 07/27/07 08:06 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
hyperion Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/02/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom
Quote:

I have no sympathy for Ms. Firecrotch. She was quoted by the three guys who were in the car with her as she was racing around LA in a drunken stupor that nothing was going to happen to her because she is a celebrity. Think again, oh little Ms. Red Bush, two pending DUI's and Felony Cocaine possession may get you around a year in jail. With Paris, Nicole and now you, I'll bet the judge will not give you a pass of even 45 days in the lockup ....





You're probably right.

the mood of the public and prosecutors these days is not use kid-gloves anymore especially after the Paris hilton fiasco. Frankly if she ends up in jail for 12 months it might finally knock some sense into stupid but rich crowd.

Possible but unlikely, im counting the days until Paris gets nailed again

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#261890 - 07/27/07 09:25 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
tough times...tough times...is this bitch fucking kidding me. fuck you Dina, You think your daughters biggest problem is her coke and that is a personal matter? No her biggest fucking problem is the fact that she has about as much common sense as an autistic circus monkey. And that is puts the whole society in danger, I mean what the fuck the stupid cunt has so much money. She should have just hired a fucking driver to drive her around when she is getting fucked up, or at least some thugs off of tritone to fucking jump that lady instead of trying to do it herself. The last people you need to be mad at Dina is Rob Schneider, or Jay Leno, in fact you should personally clean their butt holes with your fucking tongue bitch. If it wasn't for them making light of your coke addicted sped like child. Her career would totally take a plunge and she would be taking it up the pooper by a black man named diesel for cash....Go fuck yourself Mrs. Lohan, your a class A Cunt...
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#261891 - 07/27/07 09:46 AM Re: LA LA Lohan busted
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Her biggest fucking problem is the fact that she has about as much common sense as an autistic circus monkey.






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The last people you need to be mad at Dina is Rob Schneider, or Jay Leno, in fact you should personally clean their butt holes with your fucking tongue bitch.




It's a sad day in America when somebody, anybody, can make those two losers look good.

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