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Um...I don't mean to be mean here, but this is the first time I've ever seen perpendicular cleavage.




Perpendicular? Let's put the dick back into perpendicular!

Maybe a new pair of silicone gel implants would help. Those had been banned 12 years ago by the FDA, leaving only the balloon-like saline implants as an option. But last November the FDA decided to unban silicone. Mostly for humanitarian reasons, I believe.