Man, if you whack it to a pair of H.R. Pufnstuff tits like this, you have issues. For one, get yer fuckin eyes checked. Geez. Two, how could you ever look at shitake mushrooms the same way ever again?? Do you walk down the grocery aisle, see shitake mushrooms, and then: "Boing ?!?"; that's a problem. Damn.Yuck.
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend