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That's why I love you, Monkey.



Oh I luv him too, ezz_pecially his rumored 11-3/4 inch angry pistoning penis [CX3]I mean if I were Gay or byebye, this is the man I'd want for a life partner.[/CX3]

Monkey, I have a home both in Massachusetts and Connecticut....Mass leads the way in the socially progressive juggernaut that is the Gay Marriage movement and Conn is not far behind. Do you think you can handle the cold winters (i.e. does your large angry penis shrink if the temp falls below 40 F?) I'm sorry, I'm not willing to permanently relocate back out to Cali anytime soon, besides, you'd get more money after you had me murdered if we are married and residing in Mass; gay Pre-nups are not up to speed yet here so you'd inherit EVERYTHING....

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