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#261793 - 07/23/07 04:43 PM ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
His last ride has ended.

Now if you'll please excuse me, I'm going a little teary-eyed here.

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#261794 - 07/23/07 04:49 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I am definitely DEAD on the inside sir....
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#261795 - 07/23/07 05:13 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
it's not april and i'll assume it's serious. all i can say is he had a short run and managed to fucking live. if we take his postings, it's obvious that what seemed obsessive and intense was the way someone fucked from birth created the experiences and opportunities he did. because the alternative is a revolver in your mouth. rip.
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#261796 - 07/23/07 05:14 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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fuck you both.
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#261797 - 07/23/07 05:28 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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it's not april and i'll assume it's serious. all i can say is he had a short run and managed to fucking live. if we take his postings, it's obvious that what seemed obsessive and intense was the way someone fucked from birth created the experiences and opportunities he did. because the alternative is a revolver in your mouth. rip.




NOW THAT's a FUCKING Headstone Inscription!!!

Realizing that even though I could afford to pay you a decent chunk of change to speak at my funeral, you dont need it or probably want it, who could I kill for you to get you to say 5 minutes worth of reflection whenever the event takes place? assuming of course I die before you do... I am serious because, other than the Nurse who cared for me when I was at Harvard for 4+ years, no one exhibits a better understanding of me and my life than you just did in 3 sentences on a porn board. That's either incredibly amazing, or pathetic ... probably both.)

Anyway, thanks....how does the first week of August look for you for lunch? I just hope it is not above 85 degrees, I hate sweating in Cambridge...
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#261798 - 07/23/07 05:35 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Bornyo Offline
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My mistake- he's killing me instead.

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#261799 - 07/23/07 05:42 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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My mistake- he's killing me instead.





Just a landmine or two in your garden, the odds of stepping on it are weak....I am out of Claymore mines, otherwise they go great amongst the watermelons, instant fruit salad, IF ya know what I mean....

Dude, U know that I do have deep respect for you, but why is it everytime I watch Deputy Dawg cartoons nowadays with my young nephews I think of you? were you even a fan of Deputy dawg?
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#261800 - 07/23/07 06:09 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
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Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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My mistake- he's killing me instead.




LOL shit thats funny!
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#261801 - 07/24/07 02:33 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
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#261802 - 07/24/07 10:24 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Conky Offline
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I feel cheated. Burg, can you at least cut off a limb or something?
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#261803 - 07/24/07 11:01 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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NOW THAT's a FUCKING Headstone Inscription!!!





Perhaps you can write your own epitaph. It might fit here:

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#261804 - 07/24/07 06:37 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Just a landmine or two in your garden, the odds of stepping on it are weak....I am out of Claymore mines, otherwise they go great amongst the watermelons, instant fruit salad, IF ya know what I mean....




Did Mr DaBurglar call Bornyo a "fruit"? I can rest in peace...

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#261805 - 07/24/07 07:06 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
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Loc: Los Angeles, CA
thats pretty funny sooper
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#261806 - 07/24/07 08:28 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Deputy Dawg's cool and rarely seen.

For shits and grins find an old "Snuffy Smith" cartoon.

Edit: Here's a link.

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#261807 - 07/25/07 12:44 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Loc: Faber College
"I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might".
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#261808 - 07/25/07 08:08 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Sister Fister Offline
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Hey burg I remember posting the picture of the dude in the wheelchair crowd surfing and you said if it was indoors and you had long hair is could possibly be you....so that what about this guy?? lol




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#261809 - 07/25/07 11:57 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hey burg I remember posting the picture of the dude in the wheelchair crowd surfing and you said if it was indoors and you had long hair is could possibly be you....so that what about this guy?? lol







Been there done that.....
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#261810 - 07/25/07 01:21 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
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Quote:

Hey burg I remember posting the picture of the dude in the wheelchair crowd surfing and you said if it was indoors and you had long hair is could possibly be you....so that what about this guy?? lol







Been there done that.....



I should have brought you to Ozzfest.
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#261811 - 07/25/07 08:38 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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let's grab some lunch at bartley's. i should be around in late, late august.
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#261812 - 07/26/07 01:45 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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let's grab some lunch at bartley's. i should be around in late, late august.




Those burgers and fries look mouth-watering. I'm hungry. And a stalker...

Video of Mr. Bartley's Burger Cottage

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#261813 - 07/26/07 07:18 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Quote:

Quote:

Hey burg I remember posting the picture of the dude in the wheelchair crowd surfing and you said if it was indoors and you had long hair is could possibly be you....so that what about this guy?? lol







Been there done that.....



I should have brought you to Ozzfest.




When's the next one??? I'll go, and I finally will die...
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#261814 - 03/18/09 04:01 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Here's a bump for Mark J. What was old is new again.

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#261815 - 03/18/09 04:49 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Here's a bump for Mark J. What was old is new again.


Haha, what if starpowerready turned out to be vanessa?

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#261816 - 03/18/09 05:35 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
[darrah]who's vanessa?[/darrah]
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#261817 - 03/18/09 06:50 PM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
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Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
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Hahahaha. Isn't that pic from last years Maryland Death Fest?
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#261818 - 03/19/09 02:01 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I just went from the highest high (see this thread) to the lowest low (reading it, only to find out it wasn't true)
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#261819 - 03/19/09 02:17 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That's why I love you, Monkey.
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#261820 - 03/19/09 05:59 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Haha, what if starpowerready turned out to be vanessa?




That would explain a helluva lot
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#261821 - 03/19/09 11:23 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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That's why I love you, Monkey.




Oh I luv him too, ezz_pecially his rumored 11-3/4 inch angry pistoning penis [CX3]I mean if I were Gay or byebye, this is the man I'd want for a life partner.[/CX3]

Monkey, I have a home both in Massachusetts and Connecticut....Mass leads the way in the socially progressive juggernaut that is the Gay Marriage movement and Conn is not far behind. Do you think you can handle the cold winters (i.e. does your large angry penis shrink if the temp falls below 40 F?) I'm sorry, I'm not willing to permanently relocate back out to Cali anytime soon, besides, you'd get more money after you had me murdered if we are married and residing in Mass; gay Pre-nups are not up to speed yet here so you'd inherit EVERYTHING....

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#261822 - 03/20/09 12:52 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
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That's why I love you, Monkey.





over under 3.5 private messages from burg to Gia after she posted this. Im taking the under but not by much, my guess is three
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#261823 - 03/20/09 09:56 AM Re: ***NEWSFLASH*** BURG IS DEAD!!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Quote:

That's why I love you, Monkey.





over under 3.5 private messages from burg to Gia after she posted this. Im taking the under but not by much, my guess is three





Pfffft, why would I do that? Gia is allowed to luv/screw/blow any guy/lifeform she wants, my opinion remains the same, just, in your case, there would be no accounting for taste ... it does make perfect sense though that gia, or any other whore, would love you, Monkey: Genesis skye, Cindy Crawford and Jenna Purple Haze all have told me and the general public just how generous you really are. in fact You GAVE Genesis Skye more money than I pay for a full night with a hott whore .... yeah sure it was originally supposed to be a loan, but when Genesis couldnt/wouldnt pay you back, you didnt demand sex from her to excuse the debt, you just let her off the hook. Of course, those of us with discernment know that what you really were afraid of was Dr. Brett Rockman's Penis, since at the time Geneis was ...."dating" Dr. Brett Rockman's. um, er....penis. You know, the penis that looks like a garden hose that has been left out in the New Mexico sun under the tires of a pickup truck with the water turned on full blast for 3 days straight....? Ring a bell or three dude? Gia's no fool, she knows an easy mark when she see's it.....
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