http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Asian_chicks

Some funny shit here

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Japanese Women

Japanese women are of the most educated in the world. Japanese women like the fact that White men are so much better then their Asian counterparts. Japanese women like to wear small shoes.They also like very big cock due to the fact that they are starved in their homeland due to their males having extremely small and unpleasurable rods. Japanese women come in three flavors small, very small and absurdly small which are all smaller then the average midget. They also have small eyes which means they can only see 1/4 of what western women see. They tend to mangle their teeth for entertainment. Japanese women need to have dangly things on their cell phones. Japanese women are leading the way in forest protection, as the evidence is clear in their nether regions.

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Yellow fever is a disease spreading at an unprecedented rate among non-Asian men in the Western world due to the migration thereto of a rare microscopic Japanese parasite known as the hentaicalius. It is believed the hentaicalius typically reaches foreign shores by hitching on exported Japanese products such as manga, black market Pokemon and Hello Kitty Vibrators.

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nice shit

I got to tell my taiwanese girlfriend this stuff...especially the stuff about our eyes seeing only 1/4 of what is normal

Also, the forest preservation stuff is funny. I know this white chick named julie and it fits her to a tee. Cell phone with dangling stuff and tree hugger...stupid chick knows more chinese than me

they all have daddy issues?

Does it mention that all asian pussy comes with built in censor bars, and that they like to be groped on trains?