My favourite Courtney Simpson scene is the one in the 'Debbie Does Dallas...Again'
reality show, wherein Courtney has somewhat unsurprisingly been cast as one of the supporting cheerleaders.
Monique Alexander is pissed at her because Courtney had agreed to look after her pets while Monique was out of town, and apparently did not follow through on her promise. (Remember what Jeff says about porn girls and pets, people!
)
She also allegedly gave some unnamed third party the keys to Monique's house too, so they could do the job Courtney promised to...for all we know, it could have been some sort of deranged Sal McKvey/Sportswami type going through Monique's underwear drawer and jerking off into her shampoo bottle.
Anyway, Monique informs Paul Thomas to keep Courtney away or she will punch her. We then cut to PT listening to Courtney, on the verge of tears, blurting out a drug fuelled, hundred words a minute Dani Woodward-esque monologue about how sorry she is and how Monique won't let her explain the situation to her, etc.
Then PT says: 'You know, the tension that exists between the two of you...is good for creativity'
Genius
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