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#261611 - 07/22/07 01:16 PM just how disappointing is miami vice 2006
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
I mean lets be honest here, this has to be one of the biggest disappointments since ryan knox's family got his sat results.

Youve got michael mann, a great theatrical trailer, a good jayz song, and then DISASTER, i see about 4 movies a year in theatres sometimes less, i went to miami vice last summer and it is now running all the time on cinemax hd, this has to be one of the biggest jokes of all time right, and it reaches new heights when you factor in the barely literate asian love interest, i mean this is astoundingly bad.






forgot to add LETS TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT ONE MORE TIME as maybe the greatest line in cinematic history, i mean its just so cool and awesome.

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#261612 - 07/22/07 02:56 PM Re: just how dissapointing is miami vice 2006
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

I mean lets be honest here, this has to be one of the biggest dissapointments since ryan knox's family got his sat results.

Youve got michael mann, a great theatrical trailer, a good jayz song, and then DISASTER, i see about 4 movies a year in theatres sometimes less, i went to miami vice last summer and it is now running all the time on cinemax hd, this has to be one of the biggest jokes of all time right, and it reaches new heights when you factor in the barely literate asian love interest, i mean this is astoundingly bad.






forgot to add LETS TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT ONE MORE TIME as maybe the greatest line in cinematic history, i mean its just so cool and awesome.




Agreed, it was shit...so slow. I don't have a short attention span by any stretch of the imagination, but it bored the piss out of me. Heat is about 1000x superior to this pile of garbage.

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#261613 - 07/22/07 03:33 PM Re: just how dissapointing is miami vice 2006
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
That movie blew especially when compared to the coolness of the original tv show. Jamesn represent.
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#261614 - 07/22/07 04:13 PM Re: just how dissapointing is miami vice 2006
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
i dont know what horrible curse miami vice has, but this morning i was drinking screwdrivers and winning money at real blackjack, i made this post headed out for lunch, and lost 220 in about 6 minutes (which included a walk to the atm) playing video blackjack, I WILL NEVER MOCK YOU AGAIN CROCKET AND TUBBS

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#261615 - 07/24/07 10:10 PM Re: just how disappointing is miami vice 2006
xvod Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Miami Vice sucked because none of the lead actors can act.

Billy Dee Williams (Tubbs) is a no-talent hack, who just happens to be good at copying the blind singer and that David Hasslehoff (Crockett) just has no clue. I mean, what the fuck is Michael Mann supposed to do with a cast like that???


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#261616 - 07/24/07 11:21 PM Re: just how disappointing is miami vice 2006
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
huh?

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#261617 - 07/25/07 06:08 AM Re: just how disappointing is miami vice 2006
pornodux Offline
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Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
worst movie ever, no questions.
Bad story, bad acting, bad directing, bad music, even ugly chicks.

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#261618 - 07/25/07 08:03 AM Re: just how disappointing is miami vice 2006
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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I watched the movie for over 45 mins. and didnt see one throat fucking scene so I lost interest and turn it off.
Miami Vice = no stroke value
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