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Most importantly, since Mike South is so resistant to tasting his ass, I must withdraw my offer for him to suck my dick."




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But more dangerous by far is choking someone out. It doesn't stop your heart (neither does a sneeze, that was only proven wrong about a hundred years ago, which says a lot about your education Otto...but I digress) what it does is, it cuts off the flow of oxygen to the persons brain, usually by compression of the carotid artery and sometimes by not breathing. When this happens, particularly in the case of the carotid artery the person is only seconds from death. The brain starts shutting down everything.

And everytime it happens part of the brain is forever destroyed, this is exactly what happens when someone has a major stroke.




South might be a blowhard sometimes, but he's correct here...look how many people end up with permanent brain damage when deprived of oxygen, i.e., they stop breathing for a short period of time and are then resuscitated.

[confucius]However, how does one expect to reason with people who are gradually getting dumber and dumber (via regular instances of partial brain death)? And is the fool the one who practices auto-erotic self-asphyxiation, or the one who wastes breath trying to talk them out of it, when they are already too dumb to know better and only getting dumber with each passing session?

It's one of those 'If a tree falls in the woods, and there's nobody there to see it, what are the odds that Audrey Hollander will anally violate herself with it?'-type of deals[/confucius]