Zombie Haikus

some examples:

Elbows bend one way
except for this guy who is screaming
his bends two ways now

you are so lucky
that I cannot remember
how to use door knobs

Biting into heads
is much harder than it looks
the skull is feisty

nothing hurts me now
normally the screwdriver
wouldnt have gone there

and my favourite
brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus