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^^^Wurtzel is in law school now.



To borrow one your fav expressions G, whoopti(sp?) doo(sp?).

So when she is done she can ease into yet another bullshit legal "Advisory" position at Rolling Stone, or some cantankerous pseudo feminist organization for formerly-hot middle class chicks who never recovered from the facts that: (1) their daddies left their mommies because the daddies wanted nothing more than to stick their pee pees into much younger tighter vaginas, and that as a result these daddies missed many of their daughters' dance recitals in order to keep sticking their pee pees into aformentioned younger vaginas as much as possible before the daddies died of coronary artery disease; (2) The handsome, filthy rich boy(s) these formerly hot middle class chick(s) met, fell in love with and dreamed of marrying on a beach in Malibu during their freshman year only used them for "slumming sex", doing things to them (like anal creampies and open mouthed cumshots before such things were considered "normal" and expected from females as they are today) that the snooty rich girls denied the handsome rich boys (because the snooty rich girls were letting the black, city college night school dining hall workers fuck them in the ass.)

"Slurps" never recovered from losing the 1987 gold card war over the son of the president of Universal Studios, losing out to a Jewish American Princess with huge tits who swallowed (gahh I luv jewish chicks for that, they always gobbled, never purged.)
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