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#26102 - 05/12/04 08:42 PM Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I have seen the porn industry and those who write for and about it progressively get tamer over the past few months , well in all honest since lukeford gave up the site of the same name. I hope this trend doesn't continue. HIV outbreaks are unavoidable, because out of an industry of 1000's you only need one idiot with no regard for their own and other lives. Porn is getting to the point were the bankable star is dying out, with such a large turnover in talent comign through and companies not willing to put up with prima donas and drug issues of top looking girls it might revert back to the early stages of porn before holmes, ginger and marilyn made stars of porn. This could be like the grunge era or rock in porn when hair bands died.


Monkeys top 5 current porn stars (if any are having drug problems at this point i either don't know or choose to ignore it, dani)

1. Dani woodward
2. cindy crawford
3. lacey duvalle
4. alexa rae (she retired but might be back, who can keep up)
5. natasha dolling

Honorable mentions: simone and stevie

People who monkey thinks should be banned

Sammura, lurid and smartt

People monkey hopes gets through their current tough times

Scott fayner and tony sexton

What monkey would like to see less or none of

female pornstar who are pussy only performers. (if you are going to jump into the porn pool you can't stay near the shallow end all the time)


What monkey would like to see more of

more close up shots of brandon irons member (once again not gay, its just a brandon irons thing)

Thats basically whats running through my mind right now. SM.
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#26103 - 05/13/04 02:46 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Top 5 whores I've been hard for lately no paticular order.

1. Monika Sweetheart

2. Ashley Blue

3. Lauren Phoenix

4. Crystal Rae

5. Taylor Rain

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#26104 - 05/13/04 04:15 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
You're in good company. All those whores are highly strokeable.
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#26105 - 05/13/04 05:04 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
There's no excuse for the industry media to be both tame and bad. For fuck's sake, these people ran headlines saying marc wallice died of aids, complete with his DOB. Cagey 5th graders or maybe Jay ashley before eating lead paint chips would double check the facts when the sole source is "smelly monkey".

Since they're too dumb to pretend to be real journalists, I demand a return to the days of unsubstantiated gossip/libel/slander. JM should start an industry lies site, if someone says they'll sue, they'll either have found god, the joy of hooking, or they'll have enough warrants to keep them from going near a federal building by the time they get around to it.
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#26106 - 05/13/04 05:24 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
they could post here in "The Shit List"...
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#26107 - 05/13/04 06:03 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
true, forums don't have quite the same "i read it on the internet so it's gotta be true" quality as a static page, and the shitlist is cursed, whatever the thread is in its infancy, the subject will end up a multilingual discussion of brandon iron's sexual deviancy.

forums also have the drawback of an interesting thread imploding into monkey baiting sammura indistinguishably from anything from 3 months ago. i suppose it's better than the alternative's "Evil Angel is the best company ever, the dvd quality is the best and the trannies are even starting to grow on me/I will vote in a completely reactionary manner for what ever cantidate is pro-DAP and selena silver"
monkey, instead of arguing with sammura, use your gift. i want to see something on avn.com about how nacho vidal drinks tranny blood ritualistically or something.
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#26108 - 05/13/04 06:31 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Why am I never on anyone's list? Whether it's a good thi ng or bad thing? I don't like being middle man (even though I dont have a dick) can I at least be on your SHIT list? Afterall I do have a fascination with poop.

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#26109 - 05/13/04 09:09 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
I think I've only scene maybe 3 scenes with Gen. The titles don't seem to make it to the local smut shop, or maybe I just miss them.
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#26110 - 05/13/04 09:17 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
DukeAbercrombie1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/27/03
Posts: 436
aww , look at gen's new pic
how cuuute
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#26111 - 05/13/04 10:28 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
I don't think monkey should be banned, I think he should be taken out & shot for being such an idiot. now if he could only get lost like bankable stars like ginger who never go away . a porn star is only interesting in her first year of activity, after that adios because they get fucked out, jaded & sign with Vivid. now let's hope stunky monkey can keep the diarrhea running through his mind to himself.

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#26112 - 05/13/04 10:38 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Why am I never on anyone's list? Whether it's a good thi ng or bad thing? I don't like being middle man (even though I dont have a dick) can I at least be on your SHIT list? Afterall I do have a fascination with poop.






Gen, i must not insult the talent, otheriwse they go away or something.

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now if he could only get lost like bankable stars like ginger who never go away





Lurid, if you really want me to go away best thing is do just avoid reading any of my threads, much like the same way people do with yours in the hope you will get the message.
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#26113 - 05/13/04 11:11 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Why am I never on anyone's list? Whether it's a good thi ng or bad thing? I don't like being middle man (even though I dont have a dick) can I at least be on your SHIT list? Afterall I do have a fascination with poop.




I just haven't seen enough of your stuff yet. I just saw you in "Cum Swallowing Whores" and last night I saw your scene in "Grrl! Power 11" very strokable. I am thinking of changing my online rental company I am becoming dissatisfied with their selection. I have more of your movies, and some of Kami as well, in my rental queue but I'm kinda dependent on what the company has when they send my rentals out. I was thinking about X RentDVD anyone have any experience with them.

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#26114 - 05/13/04 12:46 PM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I heard good things about em, but i have never used em

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#26115 - 05/13/04 03:27 PM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Those are some damn old movies you're watching there... of me. Time to change rental companies!!!

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#26116 - 05/13/04 05:58 PM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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monkey, instead of arguing with sammura, use your gift. i want to see something on avn.com about how nacho vidal drinks tranny blood ritualistically or something.





James, would love to but what little credibility i had when no one knew me went out the window when i broke a story i thought was true on marc wallice's passing. As for sammura i don't argue with her anymore, there's a mutual attraction between us both, a sexual tension have you. Besides how do you know i don't already write for someone and am using this board to vent my frustrations with the boundaries placed on journalist in porn these days.
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#26117 - 05/13/04 06:42 PM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
I bet AVN would bite a tip from stinky simian, they love announcing deaths and hiv infections then retracting them. They basically retired the "least professional trade publication" category. It's fun to laugh at self-important hacks, I implore you to do it again. I'm concerned the comeback is taking the axl rose path, i have no idea about the dementia and plastic surgery. less sammura, more making people with opinions look foolish. the best bang for the buck may be david aaron clark-he's a mixed-up-drive through order from doing something rash and hopefully feces-eating demented.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#26118 - 05/14/04 04:07 AM Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I bet AVN would bite a tip from stinky simian, they love announcing deaths and hiv infections then retracting them. They basically retired the "least professional trade publication" category. It's fun to laugh at self-important hacks, I implore you to do it again. I'm concerned the comeback is taking the axl rose path, i have no idea about the dementia and plastic surgery. less sammura, more making people with opinions look foolish. the best bang for the buck may be david aaron clark-he's a mixed-up-drive through order from doing something rash and hopefully feces-eating demented.






Sorry james, i am reformed and its not good to go out of your way to make people with their own opinions look foolish, if i don't happen to agree with it i will say my point and why and we can either agree to disagree or they can vent their fury at me. Either way im fine. I understand your point and it was my stance before but a lot of people's skin isn't thick enough to handle it, which is a shame because its only words and most of the stuff they do for a living is a lot more hardcore. I guess you get used to one thing and it takes a little training to handle something that seems tamer in comparison. I guess.
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