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#26102 - 05/12/04 08:42 PM
Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I have seen the porn industry and those who write for and about it progressively get tamer over the past few months , well in all honest since lukeford gave up the site of the same name. I hope this trend doesn't continue. HIV outbreaks are unavoidable, because out of an industry of 1000's you only need one idiot with no regard for their own and other lives. Porn is getting to the point were the bankable star is dying out, with such a large turnover in talent comign through and companies not willing to put up with prima donas and drug issues of top looking girls it might revert back to the early stages of porn before holmes, ginger and marilyn made stars of porn. This could be like the grunge era or rock in porn when hair bands died.
Monkeys top 5 current porn stars (if any are having drug problems at this point i either don't know or choose to ignore it, dani)
1. Dani woodward 2. cindy crawford 3. lacey duvalle 4. alexa rae (she retired but might be back, who can keep up) 5. natasha dolling
Honorable mentions: simone and stevie
People who monkey thinks should be banned
Sammura, lurid and smartt
People monkey hopes gets through their current tough times
Scott fayner and tony sexton
What monkey would like to see less or none of
female pornstar who are pussy only performers. (if you are going to jump into the porn pool you can't stay near the shallow end all the time)
What monkey would like to see more of
more close up shots of brandon irons member (once again not gay, its just a brandon irons thing)
Thats basically whats running through my mind right now. SM.
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#26103 - 05/13/04 02:46 AM
Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Top 5 whores I've been hard for lately no paticular order.
1. Monika Sweetheart
2. Ashley Blue
3. Lauren Phoenix
4. Crystal Rae
5. Taylor Rain
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#26105 - 05/13/04 05:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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There's no excuse for the industry media to be both tame and bad. For fuck's sake, these people ran headlines saying marc wallice died of aids, complete with his DOB. Cagey 5th graders or maybe Jay ashley before eating lead paint chips would double check the facts when the sole source is "smelly monkey".
Since they're too dumb to pretend to be real journalists, I demand a return to the days of unsubstantiated gossip/libel/slander. JM should start an industry lies site, if someone says they'll sue, they'll either have found god, the joy of hooking, or they'll have enough warrants to keep them from going near a federal building by the time they get around to it.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#26107 - 05/13/04 06:03 AM
Re: Random thoughts and top and bottom 5's
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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true, forums don't have quite the same "i read it on the internet so it's gotta be true" quality as a static page, and the shitlist is cursed, whatever the thread is in its infancy, the subject will end up a multilingual discussion of brandon iron's sexual deviancy.
forums also have the drawback of an interesting thread imploding into monkey baiting sammura indistinguishably from anything from 3 months ago. i suppose it's better than the alternative's "Evil Angel is the best company ever, the dvd quality is the best and the trannies are even starting to grow on me/I will vote in a completely reactionary manner for what ever cantidate is pro-DAP and selena silver" monkey, instead of arguing with sammura, use your gift. i want to see something on avn.com about how nacho vidal drinks tranny blood ritualistically or something.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#26109 - 05/13/04 09:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I think I've only scene maybe 3 scenes with Gen. The titles don't seem to make it to the local smut shop, or maybe I just miss them.
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#26113 - 05/13/04 11:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Why am I never on anyone's list? Whether it's a good thi ng or bad thing? I don't like being middle man (even though I dont have a dick) can I at least be on your SHIT list? Afterall I do have a fascination with poop.
I just haven't seen enough of your stuff yet. I just saw you in "Cum Swallowing Whores" and last night I saw your scene in "Grrl! Power 11" very strokable. I am thinking of changing my online rental company I am becoming dissatisfied with their selection. I have more of your movies, and some of Kami as well, in my rental queue but I'm kinda dependent on what the company has when they send my rentals out. I was thinking about X RentDVD anyone have any experience with them.
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#26114 - 05/13/04 12:46 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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I heard good things about em, but i have never used em
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#26117 - 05/13/04 06:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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I bet AVN would bite a tip from stinky simian, they love announcing deaths and hiv infections then retracting them. They basically retired the "least professional trade publication" category. It's fun to laugh at self-important hacks, I implore you to do it again. I'm concerned the comeback is taking the axl rose path, i have no idea about the dementia and plastic surgery. less sammura, more making people with opinions look foolish. the best bang for the buck may be david aaron clark-he's a mixed-up-drive through order from doing something rash and hopefully feces-eating demented.
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