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#260939 - 07/21/07 02:38 PM
Baked Potato
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I have decided to share a baked potato recipe for all my #1 fans. Put the potato in the microwave. Click on the sensor cook button that says, "baked potato". There you have it. In just several short minutes, you will have something to eat.
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#260940 - 07/21/07 02:54 PM
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#260941 - 07/21/07 03:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Gross. As if I would use a microwave. Or eat a potato.
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#260943 - 07/21/07 03:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Really? Search xpt for recent pics of me. 5'4" and 109 lbs, dipshit.
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#260945 - 07/21/07 03:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I assume this is new insider knowledge, Darth? You working with Martha these days, huh?
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#260946 - 07/21/07 03:29 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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how does not eating microwave foods or a giant oval of carbs and butter make you fat?
i know your not looking for a real answer but this isnt even good trolling
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#260947 - 07/21/07 03:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Darth, you know nothing.
In high school, I weighed 96 lbs. 92 on a good day and always wore baggy clothes because I thought I was fat.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#260950 - 07/21/07 03:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You're about as relevant to the industry as Dave Pounder.
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#260953 - 07/21/07 05:10 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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My microwave just has one dial that can be cranked up to 15 minutes. No buttons, power setting, or anything. How would I go about creating some baked potato goodness with it? 
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#260954 - 07/21/07 06:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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Quote:
If I was some random talent or production assistant trying to get into your pants I would say, "Ah yeah baby, you look 80# now." The truth is I am not trying to get into your pants so I can be honest with you when nobody else is.
I assure you I could tell that to Gia and not get into her pants.
So fuck off, asshole.......I think.
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#260957 - 07/21/07 10:19 PM
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What the hell do baked potatoes have to do with anything?
They're a metaphor for Darth's brain. A more pertinent question is: What the hell does Darth have to do with nything?
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#260958 - 07/21/07 10:34 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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darth what would it cost to have you eat a baked potato that i just peed on, im talking thoroughly soaked, you would do it for like 3 grand right ?
pm me lets set something up
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#260960 - 07/22/07 11:38 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/02/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom
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Quote:
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What the hell do baked potatoes have to do with anything?
They're a metaphor for Darth's brain. A more pertinent question is: What the hell does Darth have to do with nything?
cool thanks
I thought i was missing out on some new porn trend involving starchey foods. and i hate missing trends.
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#260961 - 07/22/07 02:49 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Say Darth, I've got a challenge for your insider skills: Which award-winning US studio owner has a relative who played an Ewok in 'Return Of The Jedi'? 
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#260962 - 07/22/07 02:57 PM
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Straight For Pay
Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 972
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
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Now hold on here... Shouldn't the cook pierce the potato prior to microwaving? I heard the potato explodes when not pierced prior to microwaving.
Maybe that is just a myth???
Whatever.
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