While you're at it, when it was released, I paid top dollar for "The World's Biggest Anal Gangbang (herein referred to as "CRAP")" I subsequently felt VERY misled by the "CRAPs" "implied" contents, and thereby suffered damages due to my inability to reach orgasm over said "CRAP," in the process doing great harm to my mental well being.

Just look at me now!

Can we get goat lawyer to delve into warranty and merchantability since I'm sure the average porn viewer would also feel the same, a consensus of "it sucked ass" would greatly enhance my chances of a full refund.

Only then could I possibly go on living a full and meaningful life.