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3. Any time he starts a thread with the line "I feel we have failed insert porn name here"
4. I bet he still has that leather jacket too.
5. On the plus side, he's Burg's love rival.




HA! Love Rival? Dude, Holly made it perfectly clear to me that, while I do have a few good qualities, I could NEVER even Hope to compete with Luke when it comes to this area. And I accept this because, in tune with her compassionate and HONEST nature, she didnt want to give me, da burglar, any false hope that might lead to heartache and pain down the road when she takes another man (probably not Luke but who knows..?) to the XPT prom instead of ME! SHe made it very clear that I am a good dear friend, but that she doesnt do anything with four wheels.





[tritone]Holly Randall has refused to do guys in wheelchairs during her whole performing career so I urge guys in wheelchairs to not attend her shows or buy her videos.[/tritone]





I do not quite understand the "tritone" part of the above...but Everyone knows I am just being satirical right?




It refers to THIS thread, Burg.