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3. Any time he starts a thread with the line "I feel we have failed insert porn name here"
4. I bet he still has that leather jacket too.
5. On the plus side, he's Burg's love rival.

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HA! Love Rival? Dude, Holly made it perfectly clear to me that, while I do have a few good qualities, I could NEVER even Hope to compete with Luke when it comes to this area. And I accept this because, in tune with her compassionate and HONEST nature, she didnt want to give me, da burglar, any false hope that might lead to heartache and pain down the road when she takes another man (probably not Luke but who knows..?) to the XPT prom instead of ME! SHe made it very clear that I am a good dear friend, but that she doesnt do anything with four wheels.

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[tritone]Holly Randall has refused to do guys in wheelchairs during her whole performing career so I urge guys in wheelchairs to not attend her shows or buy her videos.[/tritone]

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I do not quite understand the "tritone" part of the above...but Everyone knows I am just being satirical right? I was just building off of Conky's statement of me as Luke's love rival... lol ... trying to diffuse some of the pressure that seems to be headed towards Luke by adding some levity to the situation. I had not realized or bothered to read the debate going on over in the Crissy Moran Thread. Bear in mind I am not saying that the things directed at Luke by Holly and others here on this board are not deserved...Luke no doubt does deserve a lot of the criticism he gets. Furthermore my previous statements lauding Holly for NOT attacking Luke behind his back are highlighted by her frankness and candor in being critical of him HERE in "public"...in other words she does have the "brass" to say things in the open, and at the same time the dignity and grace to NOT do so excessively in private where the other person cannot defend himself, a rather noble trait.

As far as whether Holly would bang a dude in a wheelchair, I am sure Holly is an "equal opportunity banger" when it comes to selecting her relationships and sex partners, regardless of whether they use a wheelchair, Golf cart, Rascal, little red wagon or skateboard to get around!

Then again during one of our deeper more intelligent discussions, I did ask Holly whether or not she felt F.D.R. would have been elected if he were alive during Television and she said "NO", so ......