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It seems my whiny sodomite of a son is none too pleased with his own Dad speaking the truth. After years of "outing" what he calls "porners" to the world (more often than not with total inaccuracy) the boy has sent me an e-mail begging me not to use my own name REV. DESMOND FORD or that of his childhood sweetheart WAYNE CHERRY on a degenerate website called XXXPornTalk.

I'll not have this guff from you, boy. Do I have to fly from the outback to the Pico-Robertson area to beat some sense into your chemically-imbalanced noggin? I'll never understand what that feisty young sheila Holly Randall saw in your self-obsessed, terminally insecure, lying arse, but I'm glad to see the girl has smartened up. I can't say the same for you, Luke.

D'ya have a new SCOOP for us all, boy? Shouldn't you be out and about digging up dirt on the "porners" to make yourself feel superior? You're a failure, son. A failure of the most pathetic and embarrassing sort.

You want to show the world how fair-dinkum smart you are, mate? You crave recognition for your worthless efforts? Your self-published vanity press "books," your stinking, cut-and-pasted BLOGS, your fake Judaism? By the time I'm through with you, you'll be begging to crawl back into your dead mum's vagina...which resembles a box jellyfish.

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