Please allow me to elab on burg's tangent...

Yesterday, I was driving down Riverside/Whitset and saw a portrait studio SPECICALLY for fetuses!!!! I've seen this service offered at my friend's ob/gyn when she was preg. Bitch kept remarking about the resemblance of her and the husband's lil Xerox copy...um, I couldn't tell. It's a fucking fetus, bitch. The photo is a 3D or even 4D photo rendering of fetus in womb for an extra charge of $300. Yes, baby's first picture! But NOW there's a portrait studio dedicated JUST for FETUS PORTRAITS- as if the ob/gyn isn't good enough for baby's first picture. Yep, modeling now starts in the womb!!!!! Have your child get an early headstart at attn-whoredom, plus, vanity evidently never starts too early for the proud parent! Reminds me of when bianca p had a myspace just for her fetus with it's very own in-womb default pic! "Yes, that's right, peanut (they really called him peanut. Tres disturbing), coochie coochie coo, you even had your own myspace when you weren't even born yet. For the whole world to see."

Who needs privacy anymore, I guess??!! Good lord.