As usual, you can find the originals on Mr Ford's site.

A birthday party always brings the beautiful people out. Unfortunately, they went somewhere else.

Jersey's head is becoming dangerously big for her body. I think she needs a neck brace stat.



I dunno, but I'm guessing everywhere he goes, people are gonna think he brought his daughter along.



I don't know how much it cost, but I'm guessing she doesn't pay a lot of lip service to anyone anymore.



Zen, you need to get corrective surgery on your ears now the Lord of the Rings franchise is done. Also, where is the shot of you and Bree suckling?



Wow. This chick is 'boxy'



What percentage of this man's genetic code is bloodhound?



This gentleman looks a little unsteady on his feet.



He dresses like something out of the 50's. What a shame none of his favorite drugs were around in those days. What a shame he's around today. Still, won't be long.



"Look! I can drive this woman away without even using my hands!"



"Yes, my inside leg measurement is three inches, but my torso is six foot"



"This? No, it's not a credit card. It's Sierra Sinn's Blockbuster card. It seems to have expired. Like her career."

I dont know why but every time I see a picture of this guy I laugh out loud. Kind of like every time I see a picture of Wankus I get the urge to pistol whip someone.