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Would you honestly let any one of this trio attend to your sexual needs? I can't say as I'm that brave....
Her smile slowly begins to vanish as an onlooker yells "No! That's Luke! Don't look into his lens!"
Just before he took this, Luke asked "What do you get if you cross a successful gossip website with Faylure and TMFR? The answer? DCypher."
Your dentist does good work. But then he has a good canvas to work on.
Luke fixated on this chick, but she was immune to his charms and escaped to her happy place before he could hand her his card.
Nice look. Tits competing with belly for priority, mouthful of lemon juice and shades stolen from the Olympic ski team.
Hey, it's tiny little fat man Dominic. Alone. As nature intended.
I don't know how to say this, so I'm just going to blurt it out. Anyone remember when Hannah was a hottie? She's got more plain than Nebraska.
Wait a God damn minute! This isn't some homeless guy at all! Why did I give him a buck? Damn it!
After 20 minutes someone finally told her that invisible ink doesn't come in invisible pens.
I don't get it. Which part of town is "Mestside"?
Gotta love a trade show with a sex toy panel. I don't know whether this pair are manufacturers or testers.
Who invited the damn Geography department head?
"Of course, I remember my first anal orgasm as though it was yesterday....hmmmm"
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