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#260124 - 07/18/07 02:06 PM Smarrt unbanned!
Conky Offline
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Ceara has unbanned Smarrt.

Let's see if he returns. ::leansback::
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#260125 - 07/18/07 02:09 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Serg is gonna be pissed
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#260126 - 07/18/07 02:13 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Serg is gonna be pissed


maybe not; he just got laid last night.
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#260127 - 07/18/07 02:13 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Serg is always pissed when I unban someone.

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#260128 - 07/18/07 03:26 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

Serg is gonna be pissed


maybe not; he just got laid last night.



Too late.

That was yesterday. What are you doing tonight GiGi?
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#260129 - 07/18/07 03:28 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Serg is always pissed when I unban someone.



Whatever happened to your boytoy Darth?
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#260130 - 07/18/07 03:35 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
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Beats me. An insider like him probably only has so much time to spend baiting Willie.

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#260131 - 07/18/07 03:53 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I didn't mind Smartt as much as most of the other old timers did ( except when he went on an anti american tirade ). Plus he gets thing stirred up.
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#260132 - 07/18/07 04:20 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I wasn't around when he was here, but assuming he does come back, how long will it be until he is banned again?
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#260133 - 07/18/07 04:36 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
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Quote:

I didn't mind Smartt as much as most of the other old timers did ( except when he went on an anti american tirade ). Plus he gets thing stirred up.




I didn't mind him either until he started to spam. Before that me and him did a couple of movie reviews for Jamie and yourself I think.
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#260134 - 07/18/07 06:51 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Serg is gonna be pissed


maybe not; he just got laid last night.



Too late.

That was yesterday. What are you doing tonight GiGi?


waiting for you, papi
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#260135 - 07/18/07 07:33 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
yuck....so now we can look forward to tranny pictures
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#260136 - 07/18/07 08:07 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Serg is gonna be pissed


maybe not; he just got laid last night.



Too late.

That was yesterday. What are you doing tonight GiGi?


waiting for you, papi



I'll leave the keys under the welcome mat for you.
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#260137 - 07/18/07 08:34 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
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We may have dodged a bullet...


Plane Crashes in Brazil; 176 Feared Dead



RIO DE JANEIRO, Wednesday, July 18 — An Airbus 320 with 176 people on board skidded off a runway while landing Tuesday night at the main airport in São Paulo, Brazil’s largest city, and crashed into an office building and a gas station across a highway, setting off a conflagration that took firefighters more than six hours to bring under control.

The governor of the state of São Paulo, José Serra, who was at the scene, said that the chances of passengers and the crew having survived the crash and ensuing explosion that broke the airplane into at least two pieces were almost zero, according to the Web site of the local newspaper, Folha de São Paulo.

Brazilian cable television showed firemen carrying body bags away from the site, and Mr. Serra said there were also fatalities on the ground. The flight, number JJ 3054 operated by the privately-owned TAM Airlines, was arriving from the southern city of Porto Alegre when the accident occurred just before 7 p.m.

If Mr. Serra’s assessment proves true, the crash would be the worst in Brazilian history. Just after midnight, state police officials told reporters that 40 people were confirmed dead, but added that it could not yet be determined whether those victims were passengers on the plane, pedestrians on the street, employees in the building or motorists on the highway just past the raised runway. The building and gas station sit across the highway from the airport. Initial reports indicated the plane flew over the road before crashing.

Civil aviation in Brazil has been in crisis since last September, when the nation’s worst airline disaster, a collision over the Amazon between a passenger plane and a business jet, took place. Since that disaster, in which 154 people were killed, Brazil, Latin America’s most populous country, has been racked by waves of canceled flights, air controller strikes and go-slow actions, struggles between military and civilian officials for control of the government’s aviation regulatory agencies and disclosures that the national radar system is deficient.

The accident on Tuesday occurred at Congonhas Airport, which is Brazil’s busiest and serves domestic flights. More than other Brazilian airports, Congonhas has suffered repeated flight delays and cancellations in recent months, in part a result of a renovation and modernization of the main runway that was meant to reduce the risk of airplanes losing their grip on the worn concrete landing surface.

That project was mainly finished late last month, but airlines have complained that the problem persists, and on Monday a commuter plane skidded along the runway before the pilot regained control. Tuesday was a day of persistent rain in São Paulo, and engineers and physicists who spoke on Brazilian television Tuesday night suggested that those conditions contributed to the TAM pilot’s losing control of his aircraft.

“It was to be expected this would happen,” Carlos Camacho, security director of the National Union of Airline Employees, told the Web site of the newspaper O Estado de São Paulo just hours after the crash. “A full-up plane, heavy, on a rainy day, with water pooling, and the pilot ends up not having control of the airplane.”

In February, a federal judge prohibited large planes, including Airbuses, from landing at or taking off from Congonhas, arguing that conditions were not safe. But the ruling was quickly overturned by a higher court, which argued that the measure was too drastic and would have a negative economic impact.

“From the start, we have maintained that the airport should remain closed so long as the renovations are not concluded” properly, Mr. Camacho said. “But nobody wants to lose; nobody wants to give up power or profits.”

But Mr. Serra and air safety experts said it was too early to be guessing about the causes of the accident. They suggested that other factors could be involved, ranging from defective brakes to problems with the hydraulic system, and urged Brazilians, whose fear of air travel is sure to increase as a result of the second tragedy in less than a year, to await the results of the official investigation that is already under way.

The plane appeared to have crashed head-on into a four-story building that is owned by TAM, Brazil’s largest airline, and is used for cargo shipments. City authorities ordered all available municipal fire fighters to report for duty, and a score of ambulances could be seen in the area around the airport waiting for the fire to be brought under control.

Although at least part of the plane appeared to hit the gas station, Mr. Serra told reporters at the site that “it’s almost a miracle” that the plane did not hit it directly. If it had, he said, “we would have had a tragedy of much greater dimensions."

He said federal aviation authorities told him the pilot apparently realized that he was not going to be able to regain control of his aircraft before the runway ended and “made an attempt to take off again.”

NY TIMES

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#260138 - 07/18/07 09:29 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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#260139 - 07/18/07 09:40 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
C'mon, Jim b. Smart can't afford airfare and has a thatched roof.
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#260140 - 07/18/07 09:47 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Anonymous
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Quote:

C'mon, Jim b. Smart can't afford airfare and has a thatched roof.




Maybe he stowed away in the cargo hold like a Cuban refugee? Nobody would have looked for him so the incineration would be total.

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#260141 - 07/18/07 09:57 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Nah, all the silicone teen tranny parts he's swallowed made him fire proof.
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#260142 - 07/19/07 05:24 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Nah, all the silicone teen tranny parts he's swallowed made him fire proof.




Hello, Gia.

Lovely as always.

I see someone already popped the question, so I won't even bother.

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#260143 - 07/19/07 05:40 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Como vai Sangue Bom?

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#260144 - 07/19/07 06:17 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
How's it goin' dude? Welcome.

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#260145 - 07/19/07 06:19 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Doin' things here and there, fighting XXX online piracy, in fact you company guys should pay me for what I've achieved so far.

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#260146 - 07/19/07 06:22 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Doin' things here and there, fighting XXX online piracy, in fact you company guys should pay me for what I've achieved so far.




Nice. What kind of stuff are you doing to fight it? It seems like such an uphill battle these days.
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#260147 - 07/19/07 07:47 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Como vai Sangue Bom?




Cansei de Ser Sexy?

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#260148 - 07/19/07 08:42 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

C'mon, Jim b. Smart can't afford airfare and has a thatched roof.





Quote:

C'mon, Jim b. Smart can't afford airfare and has a thatched roof.





Hmmm, while I dont doubt your conclusion G about Smartt being unable to afford the TYPICAL Airfare associated with just about any legitimate airline, never underestimate the desperation-fueled earning power of a pre-op transexual pedophile. Smartt got "it"self a job as a StewarDESS on a small independent 2 plane operation out of Rio catering to the Transexual/Homosexual market demographic with absolutely uncontrollable sexual urges, called "TRANS Transworld Party Airlines" -- (You are now free to splooge about the country...and the cabin...and your fellow passengers...)

It's horrific but sadly a reality...you can only imagine the beverage service on board, as Smartt brings cups of cocoa, tea and coffee to the passengers, and the passenger(s) ask for extra cream, whereby Smartt exclaims "Behold My MIGHTY...half and half dispenser...do you mind sir? My hands are busy.." ... whereupon the passengers (mostly young comely looking 14 year old trannie-boys traveling alone on their way to Santo Domingo to meet a 40+ year old Computer managers from Milwaukee for 3 days of "spelunking") suck him off into their beverage. Smartt is able, not only to earn a small amount of money and fly to any one of 5 destination cities TRANS Transworld reaches from Rio, he gets to pull off multiple pops during each leg of the trip...

Now no one is safe...
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#260149 - 07/19/07 08:50 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa


I love you burg....that was fucking wonderful....I am already writing a song about fayner....how about we collaborate on a song about smart....
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#260150 - 07/19/07 10:54 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Nice. What kind of stuff are you doing to fight it? It seems like such an uphill battle these days.




Indeed it is, indeed it is. But I achieved to put down some sites with links and torrents of entire DVDs, and managed to convince some torrent services to filter certain words (nicks of notorious rippers, names of companies, etc).

Next targets are those:

URLS REMOVED
(click ENTER and then VIDEOS so see what they're pirating)


Edited by TonyMalice (07/19/07 01:16 PM)

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#260151 - 07/19/07 10:58 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Nice. What kind of stuff are you doing to fight it? It seems like such an uphill battle these days.




Indeed it is, indeed it is. But I achieved to put down some sites with links and torrents of entire DVDs, and managed to convince some torrent services to filter certain words (nicks of notorious rippers, names of companies, etc).

Next targets are those:

URLS REMOVED

(click ENTER and then VIDEOS so see what they're pirating)




That's pretty cool man, no wonder DVD sales are in the toilet right now. I don't know how these fuckers get away with it.


Edited by TonyMalice (07/19/07 01:16 PM)
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#260152 - 07/19/07 11:33 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Nice. What kind of stuff are you doing to fight it? It seems like such an uphill battle these days.




Indeed it is, indeed it is. But I achieved to put down some sites with links and torrents of entire DVDs, and managed to convince some torrent services to filter certain words (nicks of notorious rippers, names of companies, etc).

Next targets are those:

(URLS REMOVED)

(click ENTER and then VIDEOS so see what they're pirating)




That's pretty cool man, no wonder DVD sales are in the toilet right now. I don't know how these fuckers get away with it.




They do get away cause some companies are too lazy to care.

In the particular case of the sites that use Rapidshare to host their files, the solution is relatively easy. I just mail a list of links to their abuse system, they take down the links and blacklist the files.


Edited by TonyMalice (07/19/07 12:14 PM)

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#260153 - 07/19/07 12:09 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Welcome back Smartt, please try not to melt down. Lol. Also, uh, don't post links to file sharing sites....
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#260154 - 07/19/07 12:12 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Hi smartt, you're welcome.

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#260155 - 07/19/07 12:19 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Welcome back Smartt, please try not to melt down. Lol. Also, uh, don't post links to file sharing sites....





Have you read anything of what I said? I am TAKING DOWN those file sharing sites.

If you try most of those links, they won't be working cause I already sent copyright breach complains to Rapidshare about all the links put there. Except the Evil Empire ones, of course. Fuck EE. They can fight their own fight.

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#260156 - 07/20/07 12:05 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Hi smartt, you're welcome.




I appreciate, thanks.

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#260157 - 07/20/07 12:08 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
Wow Smartt! I guess it had to happen sometime seeing as Jesus didn't show. Welcome back seu cada de pau.
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#260158 - 07/20/07 12:17 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

Quote:

C'mon, Jim b. Smart can't afford airfare and has a thatched roof.





Quote:

C'mon, Jim b. Smart can't afford airfare and has a thatched roof.





Hmmm, while I dont doubt your conclusion G about Smartt being unable to afford the TYPICAL Airfare associated with just about any legitimate airline, never underestimate the desperation-fueled earning power of a pre-op transexual pedophile. Smartt got "it"self a job as a StewarDESS on a small independent 2 plane operation out of Rio catering to the Transexual/Homosexual market demographic with absolutely uncontrollable sexual urges, called "TRANS Transworld Party Airlines" -- (You are now free to splooge about the country...and the cabin...and your fellow passengers...)

It's horrific but sadly a reality...you can only imagine the beverage service on board, as Smartt brings cups of cocoa, tea and coffee to the passengers, and the passenger(s) ask for extra cream, whereby Smartt exclaims "Behold My MIGHTY...half and half dispenser...do you mind sir? My hands are busy.." ... whereupon the passengers (mostly young comely looking 14 year old trannie-boys traveling alone on their way to Santo Domingo to meet a 40+ year old Computer managers from Milwaukee for 3 days of "spelunking") suck him off into their beverage. Smartt is able, not only to earn a small amount of money and fly to any one of 5 destination cities TRANS Transworld reaches from Rio, he gets to pull off multiple pops during each leg of the trip...

Now no one is safe...




Ya know JAL and VARIG fly from Sao Paulo or Rio direct to LA and/or Miami.... so no DB you are never safe. Which means you can have aids infested brazillian tranny action in your South LA hotel room..... if you close your eyes you can imagine yourself as John Stagliano taking it in the ass from some brazilian tranny while being teabagged by long time buddy Joey Silvera.... Gotta love Evil Angel......
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#260159 - 07/20/07 04:16 AM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
VARIG is no more.

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#260160 - 08/25/07 08:12 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
It's been a month+, and XPT is still HIV-free.*

Not sure what all the fuss was about Smartt...

*-post-Kurt Lockwood test still pending...

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#260161 - 08/25/07 11:40 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Not sure what all the fuss was about Smartt..



You're not one of those who bothers to read the back-story, are you?

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=156985

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#260162 - 08/26/07 07:26 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
smartt, still have that glock? any thoughts of turning it on yourself since we last had the pleasure of chatting?
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#260163 - 08/26/07 07:33 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
does anyone know where i last posted that screenshot of the cage's smarttcrisis where he posted like 50 new threads all various derivations of "fuck (insert gia jordan/jm vod/name here)? that was a great screenshot and a great reminder of how unstable and brazilian he is.
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#260164 - 08/26/07 07:49 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#260165 - 08/26/07 07:51 PM Re: Smarrt unbanned!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
many thanks king.
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