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you all have no idea how happy it makes me to cause you anger. I wish I had more time right now to go on and on, but I must save that for later.

I will answer one question though: where have I been for the two years this post has been up?

The answer?

Fucking porno chicks.

What about all of you?

More later.

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Why do you give a fuck? You're getting pretty upset over the opinion of someone you don't respect. He didn't say anything that pretty much everyone on here hasn't said at some point and you even agree that your updates have become less frequent.

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Hey man

I see you had something about me on your site, and to be honest ContactPornStars.com was never intended to be controversial, as it was aimed at the fans. Who, IMHO, need not know about a lot of the behind the scenes stuff, but where 'Girl x" maybe appearing, what's their Myspace URL or what new DVDs are out. Simple and to the point.

I'll admit over the last year my site has been been slipping but it's due mainly to the work I do with The Star Factory, which takes precedence and is very time consuming. I don't just post on message boards, come on now...I implore you to think better of me than that.

And to be fair, I not only work for Courtney (who, since starting with The Star factory, appeared on magazine covers, began her Featured Dancing career and won several awards), give a shout out to Eva Angelina, Brooke Haven, Gianna Lynn and Anabolic.

Either way, you are responding to 2005 guy...whether I deserved the literary pistol-whipping or not. But it's 2007 1/2 and I'm not that same cat.

On August 31st I'm having a gig, and you are more than welcome to come out and I'll buy you that drink.

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Fayner Posts: Most people know that I am a good sport when it comes to all the shit written about me on the public forums. XXX Porn Talk, ADT, any of them are cool with me as long the truth is being said. When it isn't, I sometimes reply with my thoughts and then once again the world continues turning.

So for some reason I checked out AdultDVDTalk today, searched my name since it's been a while and its always nice knowing that people care so much they write nice things about me. There was a thread titled Lukeford or Lukeisback from 2005. I checked it out. Then, like I sometimes do, I got a bit angry at something someone wrote. And while I hate to promote the guy 'cause he not even in the same league as I am, I kinda feel bad for the rawker since his Alexa rating is 879,056 and will now give him press, whether its good or bad, not sure which way I'll go yet 'cause I'm not that far ahead of my brain at the moment.

The guy is named Monstar. He runs a porno site called www.contactpornstars.blogs.com/. I don't know anything about him. Well, that's not true. I know two things.

1) Monstar cried a fucking river last September on XXX Porn Talk (read thread here) after Craven Moorehead sent me an email with red, green, blue and orange letters giving information to a music video he was shooting (I thought, "how gay of Craven to use some many girl colors" as I posted it as-is) because I didn't give him credit for writing it. I didn't even know who Monstar was, or that he used the same dumb colors on his site; I just put the email up and thought nothing of it.

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Now back to the story at hand. Here is what Monstar posted on the subject Lukeford or Lukeisback?

The OG Docta Luke.

LF.com is pretty much dead air. the TMFR thing gave it a somewhat new angle, but does she even post on it anymore? I just skim thru the snips on Floating World on my way to Luke's site.

meh. LF.com is pretty much over anyway isn't it? isn't luke getting it back?

As with a lot of these doods, i may like them as a person, but cannot read their sites.

Gram is a good guy but i don't read his stuff. James kinda hit the nail on the head. kool kat tho.

Hard core gossip is done now, right?


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Next lets do Ponante vs Mike South and JimmyD vs Monstar.

aww geez. at least throw me up against someone who post more than once a month.

my site so rocks

Monstar Rawx!

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The only positive thing I can say about him is he is like me in that he has no respect for the veterans who came before him. Neither do I. However, this kid has zero skills as a writer - unlike me -

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Sure, Lukeford has gone down in numbers over the years. It's my fault. I've lost my spirit, drive and enthusiam. But no one can argue that I've made my mark doing exactly what I want to.

Posting press releases you wrote about Courtney Cummz (is she paying $1,000 a month too?) doesn't produce a web site that is grounds for criticizing anyone.

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And I'd be embarrassed if it was my site and someone waited two minutes to download an interview where I asked things like "how long have you been in the business" and "what made you decide to get into porn?" You got some nerve saying my site is dead air, 'cause even in my recent state of slacking I own you. I could write four words that make no sense together and still be miles ahead of anything that you're doing. Over the years I've written thousands of posts that either spark thought, hatred or admiration. Sometimes all three. You got your fame writing about me "stealing" your paragraph.

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And as you may find it hard reading other sites, you may be interested in knowing that not one of the other porn journalists fears your rainbow colored press releases...due to them either not knowing who you are or knowing who you are and just not recognizing you as one of us.

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But cheer up, rawker. I too was once the pathetic wanna-be myself.

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Just like you. Unlike you though, I knew people don't want to read press releases. They want energy, reality and humor. Lucky for me, I got all three.

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Maybe try not kissing the chick's asses. That always helps. Oh, and you may want to think about getting off the Top 10 Most Posts on XPT list and write those things on your own site.

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The idea of press releases is to get them out to other mediums, not sit and hope someone will wait patiently as your site loads in order to get them.

And what's funny is that every other guy you mentioned in your post, saying that you don't read their stuff, are great writers with originality and respect. One thinks maybe you should start reading them religiously so that one day you can incite debates, mayhem and drama instead of whatever it is you call what you do.

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Thank you. I've really enjoyed writing this. I think it needed to be said, especially when you're dissing people you wish for one second you could write half as good as.

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I wish you luck. I really do. I'm sure this will help get your name back in the real porn sites.

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Why do you give a fuck? You're getting pretty upset over the opinion of someone you don't respect. He didn't say anything that pretty much everyone on here hasn't said at some point and you even agree that your updates have become less frequent.

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Yeah, that was the part I didn't get. He pretty much wanted to bitch and moan about something and took aim at me and a two year old post I made.

So much for being timely and relevant.

I actually posted a retort here, but took it down, because I don't want to come off as actually giving too much of a shit about what this guy says. Pretty much his third grade response of "fucking porn chicks" says it all. So read my original post, but know i'm not taking this guy at all serious nor was I all riled up...

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Me, swamped with actual work, took a moment of my time after skimming through his post with an olive branch retort.

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Hey man

I see you had something about me on your site, and to be honest ContactPornStars.com was never intended to be controversial, as it was aimed at the fans. Who, IMHO, need not know about a lot of the behind the scenes stuff, but where 'Girl x" maybe appearing, what's their Myspace URL or what new DVDs are out. Simple and to the point.

I'll admit over the last year my site has been been slipping but it's due mainly to the work I do with The Star Factory, which takes precedence and is very time consuming. I don't just post on message boards, come on now...I implore you to think better of me than that.

And to be fair, I not only work for Courtney (who, since starting with The Star factory, appeared on magazine covers, began her Featured Dancing career and won several awards), give a shout out to Eva Angelina, Brooke Haven, Gianna Lynn and Anabolic.

Either way, you are responding to 2005 guy...whether I deserved the literary pistol-whipping or not. But it's 2007 1/2 and I'm not that same cat.

On August 31st I'm having a gig, and you are more than welcome to come out and I'll buy you that drink.

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But it was called to my attention to actually read his post and what I found, I felt I needed to brake down and since his claims are public, I would respond in kind.

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Fayner Posts: Most people know that I am a good sport when it comes to all the shit written about me on the public forums. XXX Porn Talk, ADT, any of them are cool with me as long the truth is being said. When it isn't, I sometimes reply with my thoughts and then once again the world continues turning.

So for some reason I checked out AdultDVDTalk today, searched my name since it's been a while and its always nice knowing that people care so much they write nice things about me. There was a thread titled Lukeford or Lukeisback from 2005. I checked it out. Then, like I sometimes do, I got a bit angry at something someone wrote. And while I hate to promote the guy 'cause he not even in the same league as I am, I kinda feel bad for the rawker since his Alexa rating is 879,056 and will now give him press, whether its good or bad, not sure which way I'll go yet 'cause I'm not that far ahead of my brain at the moment.

The guy is named Monstar. He runs a porno site called www.contactpornstars.blogs.com/. I don't know anything about him. Well, that's not true. I know two things.

1) Monstar cried a fucking river last September on XXX Porn Talk (read thread here) after Craven Moorehead sent me an email with red, green, blue and orange letters giving information to a music video he was shooting (I thought, "how gay of Craven to use some many girl colors" as I posted it as-is) because I didn't give him credit for writing it. I didn't even know who Monstar was, or that he used the same dumb colors on his site; I just put the email up and thought nothing of it.

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2) Monstar once charged Mia Rose $1,000 a month to do her press, and considering that number (879,056 ) his site ranks at I conclude Mia was shelling out about $100 a month for each person who reads his site.

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You would have a point, EXCEPT you are completely mistaken in making the assumption that any Press Release I write is exclusive to my own site. They go out to every adult news site as well as others outside the industry.

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Who are these mythical chicks? Names. I'm calling you out. Sources.

As a matter of fact, here is pretty much everyone I've worked with. Now pick a Fucking name, you liar.

Agency X
Anabolic
Brooke Haven
Carly Parker
Courtney Cummz
Dave Naz
Eva Angelina
Gianna Lynn
Katja Kassin
Kimberly Kane
L.A. Direct Models
Lexi Lamour
Lisa Ann
Melissa Lauren
Mia Rose
Nikki Benz
Octavio
Shy Love
Stormy Daniels
Taryn Thomas

...And my friend, I never needed ANYONE to get into any party. Especially when Star Factory has thrown them.

Julia Ann's New Years Eve Party? Yup that was us.
Stormy's Sleeping Around Party? us too
How About the Post Erotica L.A. Party with Courtney, Eva And Gianna Lynn hosting? That would be us.

What an idiot you are for even remotely saying or suggesting that. It makes absolutely no sense.

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Now back to the story at hand. Here is what Monstar posted on the subject Lukeford or Lukeisback?

The OG Docta Luke.

LF.com is pretty much dead air. the TMFR thing gave it a somewhat new angle, but does she even post on it anymore? I just skim thru the snips on Floating World on my way to Luke's site.

meh. LF.com is pretty much over anyway isn't it? isn't luke getting it back?

As with a lot of these doods, i may like them as a person, but cannot read their sites.

Gram is a good guy but i don't read his stuff. James kinda hit the nail on the head. kool kat tho.

Hard core gossip is done now, right?


Bornyo wrote:
Next lets do Ponante vs Mike South and JimmyD vs Monstar.

aww geez. at least throw me up against someone who post more than once a month.

my site so rocks

Monstar Rawx!

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Sure, Lukeford has gone down in numbers over the years. It's my fault. I've lost my spirit, drive and enthusiam. But no one can argue that I've made my mark doing exactly what I want to.

Posting press releases you wrote about Courtney Cummz (is she paying $1,000 a month too?) doesn't produce a web site that is grounds for criticizing anyone.

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You have some deluded hang up about thinking my press releases only go to my site....

It's no secret I get paid, very well, by girls of the Star Factory

BTW Courtney adds "Why the fuck is it anybodies business how much I pay Alex?"

and while I do write about whoever I so choose on my site, I do give them priority. It also helps that they are always doing something newsworthy.

BTW How much you getting for spamming your own site? How many posts about Cassidy & Kirsten Price do you have up there, this week? Don't get me wrong I shill for my friends but when you are the Pot calling the Kettle black...

LOL. I'd feel pretty lame right now if I were you.

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And I'd be embarrassed if it was my site and someone waited two minutes to download an interview where I asked things like "how long have you been in the business" and "what made you decide to get into porn?" You got some nerve saying my site is dead air, 'cause even in my recent state of slacking I own you. I could write four words that make no sense together and still be miles ahead of anything that you're doing. Over the years I've written thousands of posts that either spark thought, hatred or admiration. Sometimes all three. You got your fame writing about me "stealing" your paragraph.

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The ones that matter do. My press releases have appeared on AVN, Xbiz, Xfanz, AINews.com AdultFYI.com, Floating World and many, many more. Why, INCLUDING YOUR OWN! Thanks, man!


By the way should anyone fear me? Why? Is that your goal? To have other porn journalist fear you? Lofty.

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Just like you. Unlike you though, I knew people don't want to read press releases. They want energy, reality and humor. Lucky for me, I got all three.

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Maybe try not kissing the chick's asses. That always helps. Oh, and you may want to think about getting off the Top 10 Most Posts on XPT list and write those things on your own site.

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Maybe you are right. But I'm not someone that needs to roll with an 8-ball to make friends.

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The idea of press releases is to get them out to other mediums, not sit and hope someone will wait patiently as your site loads in order to get them.

And what's funny is that every other guy you mentioned in your post, saying that you don't read their stuff, are great writers with originality and respect. One thinks maybe you should start reading them religiously so that one day you can incite debates, mayhem and drama instead of whatever it is you call what you do.

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No. for the simple reason, I don't have ANY inclination to be like any other site.
Because that's what makes me original. LOL, your arguments are so weak.

I'll let you do the reading of other sites. Hell, it's where you get your material from, right?

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Thank you. I've really enjoyed writing this. I think it needed to be said, especially when you're dissing people you wish for one second you could write half as good as.

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This has got to be the biggest joke of all fucking time. You get your little panties twisted because some douchebag you have no respect for, takes a shot at you TWO fucking years ago about not posting, no less and (insert sarcasm) I wish I were you??? Seriously, please.

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I wish you luck. I really do. I'm sure this will help get your name back in the real porn sites.

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I am not looking to have my name on other porn sites. I could care less if the "monstar" name pretty much fads away. Hence my name change here. First and foremost the girls are the stars, not me. I'll let my work speak for itself.

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Alex, your stable of girls would have a lot more fans if they could master the art of shitting in the makeup chair and speaking wiggerish. If you could just start refering to Stormy as SMFD, and perhaps end every single sentence in a press release with '420 dawg, holla!', you too could become an industry bigshot like Fayner.

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I will answer one question though: where have I been for the two years this post has been up?

The answer?

Fucking porno chicks.

What about all of you?

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I really wish I was an industry big shot like Faylure.

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I like what it says at the bottom:



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Fayner Posts: Happy Monday! Hope your weekends were full of the kinds of exploits that would melt readers eyes if we posted them here, wild lesbian trysts and threeways and ZJ’s. That kind of stuff.

Okay fine, DCypher just wrote that in his post below, but I just had to steal it from him and use it as my own. So eloquent, so free. Not sure what a ZJ is though, but I liked it anyway.

Anyhoo, a "friend" of mine came up with this cool 9-11 theory that makes a whole lot of sense if you ask me.

You see, my friend believes that the African Americans plotted the attacks against New York and D.C. in order to make the whites hate a people more than they do the blacks. And it worked! A black man can do just about anything he wants these days as long as there is an arab guy wearing a towel on his head within 100 yeards of him. No, its true. Try it for yourself.

Good for the African Americans. Its about time. As a Jew, I too understand about being hated by everyone, but you have taken the shitty end of the stick for far too long. I thought after WW2 the Japanese would take your place as the most hated/feared people but the wires got crossed or something and you all got fucked again.

But no longer! Welcome to the "real party". Get nice and comfortable, too, 'cause you're not going anywhere for a long long time. Prolly spend the rest of eternity here, so just kick up your feet and start making an ass groove in the couch. We're glad to finally have you. Oh, but no rap music okay?

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