the coolest guy ive ever me t in my entire life was a chief from fiji, who did the sas route, sleeping in rivers, eating snakes, trying to elude other sas, and became head of u.n. security out of somalia during the 92 93 uprising, he continued on his career arc until he was running east africa, and now is running geneva and new york, his family tribe wanted him to come back to fiji to run the joint, he refused and has made an unbelievable life for himself, the guy is sick impressive and just one of my many memories is driving down a road in kenya towards lake naivasha passing through the grv and a kenyan cop stops us, we are drinking tusker in the car as this guy shows his credentials pulls a gun from the drivers side and we get waved through, meanwhile im going uh should i hide this beer, and the guy is fking laughing at me.

go fiji, and never fuck with a sas trained fijian who is also chief of his tribe, ever, yikes....

only reason im loaded enough to type this is i just lost 80 at cvs playing vid blackjack, and then WON 260 2 minutes later on consecutive double ups, im now going to drink and fall on mmy face, if i lose at online poker tonight you people are my benificiaries

(sas = sandhurst)