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That's just an awesome story. The only real criticism I have is why he felt the need to PPV Pirates once, let alone TWICE!!



Top Ten Reasons You Need To Watch 'PIRATES' Twice
By 'Plus One'

1) Because the first time I passed out halfway through.
2) I couldn't believe Jesse Jane's tits were that fucked.
3) CGI Skeletons + Drugs = Good times!
4) I ordered the R-Rated version first by mistake. Arrr!
5) To fully enjoy every AVN Award winning moment.
6) I attempted to count Janine's tattoos, fell asleep.
7) I couldn't jerk to both Teagan & Jenaveve in one sitting.
8) I couldn't believe Devon's duck billed platypus nose.
9) Plot was too involved and complex, needed second viewing.
10) Digital Playground use subliminals...it works!