....one day after claiming a complete reformation and that he was running Torrid for Keith O'Connor

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Really, you can't make this shit up. Well, maybe you can, but it wouldn't be as fucking funny.

on the bright side, if he is running Torrid for Keith it should be buried by no later than 4:37 this afternoon.

I think it's worth highlighting some of Brian's best moments in the Gene story:

"Among his various exploits in recent months, Brian apparently caught a possession, meth amphetamine case. Right off, this would tell you that he's not as clean and sober as he'd like you to believe. It was also about this time that Brian contacted home owner and asked if he could let him stay at his house just for a little awhile because he had no place to go. This was in the beginning of June.

Home owner told him, sure, he's not there that much. And Brian was pretty much given the run of the house. Bad idea. It was sometime during this period that home owner got a call from someone in the business saying that Brian had offered to sell him a Sony FX-1 camera. Except the person buying the camera was at the home owner's house looking at it.

It was there that Brian claimed he bought the house with everything in it and offered the camera as part of a yard sale. This being news to the home owner, he subsequently checked to discover that all his cameras were also gone. As well as missing checks. Not content on just selling cameras that didn't belong to him, Brian apparently stole a couple of business checks, and forged them, one to Dominoes; another to a limo driver. One of the checks was for $25; the other for $40.

During the course of his ride in the limo, Brian told the driver whom he stiffed, that he needed to find a pawn shop to hock a camera. Brian also managed to steal the home owners Corvette and sustain about $5200 worth of damage to it. Except Brian told the cops he borrowed it. He also told the cops he was going to be sold the Corvette and was picking up the lease payments.

In a case not connected to this one, Brian allegedly stole checks from another person, did an identity theft on them; and allegedly stole jewelry plus collectibles.

For now the charges keep piling. Brian already committed a felony while on felony bail. And, on top of that, he didn't pay the bondsman the premium. As of Monday night Brian was in custody for forgery, fraud, residential burglary and auto theft.

And here's a story thrown in for added amusement. The home owner has someone knock on his door one night asking for Brian.

"I'm here to pick up the clock," says the guy. The home owner says what clock. The guy refers to a seven foot tall Grandfather clock in the foyer, claiming that Brian had sold it to him for $500. Brian apparently took $200 down and the guy came to pay the rest and take the clock. I'm also told that, in the house, a lot of wires were disconnected to one computer which was apparently earmarked for sale; as well as stereo and theater components.

Then, adding insult to injury, Brian charged $218.20 for cable to get porn movies: Pirates [twice]; Interracial Frenzy, Black Boom Boom 5; Black & White; Craving Big Ones 11; Top Ten Group Sex; Crank Wide; and Extreme Latinas Four-Pack. The gas bill was also jacked up to the tune of $350 when Brian decided that the outdoor pool needed heating."

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It's like Kaiser Soze is in LA or something. He's a criminal mastermind.

That's just an awesome story. The only real criticism I have is why he felt the need to PPV Pirates once, let alone TWICE!!

Solid work, DanG.