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db you know i got mad amounts of love for you but nigga why you talking about fat people like you do? i mean if you was skinny i wouldnt mind but db.....

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Jesus christ this picture simply makes me LOOK fat! First off, the chair I sit in slopes a little downwards towards the back and the foot rests are elevated, causing my butt to seemingly sink slightly downward towards the back and my knees to slightly rise and naturally 'pinch' my abdomen so, yeah, the SMALL love handle that I have comes to the fore. But who gives a fuck? I am 39, with no one to be thin for (High Class Escorts DO NOT give a rat's ass about how rock hard my stomach is, and as for This picture with Holly, no point in holding what gut I do have in for her because she is NOT impressed or concerned with stuff like that anyway, and she would probably see right through it. She may be blond, but she is neither shallow nor dumb...)

Besides, for someone who is perpetually on death's front porch (not quite at death's doorstep), or who is told by the world reknowned specialists he sees that he has one wheel in the grave, why the hell would I bust my ass for washboard abs?? Being a gourmet cook (again, with no one to cook for ) doesnt help either ....

And Costanza?!?!?!? wtf?? Holly at least tell me you thought George was cute in that "cant-quite-put-my-finger-on-it-kinda-way-he-just-is..."

I'm getting the hell out of here for a while...I think I will go to Iceland and drown myself in Blonds ....

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LOL Burg I never said I thought you looked like Costanza! You're a very handsome man, and not at all neurotic.

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I actually have been told I look like Costanza before in real life...at least twice in Vegas some drunk housewife stumbled up to the Black Jack Table I was sitting at and looked at me thru groggy booze eyes and said "Oh My GOD! It's George!" back before I started shaving my head and allowing what's left of my hair to grow in I did kinda look like George when i squinted.

Besides, looks are not that important to Holly ... it's OUR MINDS that she wants to sink her paws into and stimulate guys, so hit the books if you want to spend time with her (and/or have her allow YOU to spend your money on her!)

I'll send you a postcard from Iceland Holly and take lots of nice pictures of Jagged Ice mountains and blond chicks that hopefully look a little bit like you, maybe I can even bring a couple back for you and your MUM to shoot FIRST (lol), we'll have lunch again and I will introduce whoever I smuggle into the country ... in the meantime, buy those shoes you wanted and send me the bill....what the fuck, I DEFINITELY know you well enough now to buy you some shoes I guess .... .....


PS --- (remedy for grumpy mood i am in... ) YELLOW DRESS! YELLOW FRIGGIN' DRESS!!! When you get home tonight put it on and then snap a few pics and post them here...make all the other inmates happy too.