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db you know i got mad amounts of love for you but nigga why you talking about fat people like you do? i mean if you was skinny i wouldnt mind but db.....




Jesus christ this picture simply makes me LOOK fat! First off, the chair I sit in slopes a little downwards towards the back and the foot rests are elevated, causing my butt to seemingly sink slightly downward towards the back and my knees to slightly rise and naturally 'pinch' my abdomen so, yeah, the SMALL love handle that I have comes to the fore. But who gives a fuck? I am 39, with no one to be thin for (High Class Escorts DO NOT give a rat's ass about how rock hard my stomach is, and as for This picture with Holly, no point in holding what gut I do have in for her because she is NOT impressed or concerned with stuff like that anyway, and she would probably see right through it. She may be blond, but she is neither shallow nor dumb...)

Besides, for someone who is perpetually on death's front porch (not quite at death's doorstep), or who is told by the world reknowned specialists he sees that he has one wheel in the grave, why the hell would I bust my ass for washboard abs?? Being a gourmet cook (again, with no one to cook for ) doesnt help either ....

And Costanza?!?!?!? wtf?? Holly at least tell me you thought George was cute in that "cant-quite-put-my-finger-on-it-kinda-way-he-just-is..."

I'm getting the hell out of here for a while...I think I will go to Iceland and drown myself in Blonds ....




LOL Burg I never said I thought you looked like Costanza! You're a very handsome man, and not at all neurotic.
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