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#259542 - 07/15/07 12:44 PM www.creamofkitty.com
Miss Kitty Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/01/07
Posts: 2
Loc: San Antonio, Texas
Im sick of seeing websites with fake girls, and retarded boys that cant act. Men that are 40 when the chicks are 20!
This is real porn me and my closest friends laying it all out in front for you to see! Dont hesitate to tell me your fantasy. Ill make it come true!

Love,
Miss Kitty

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#259543 - 07/15/07 02:01 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Anonymous
Unregistered


Got to learn to stop posting before coffee.


Edited by Jim B. (07/15/07 02:42 PM)

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#259544 - 07/15/07 02:30 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

Umm..... Link?



I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say "WWW.CREAMOFKITTY.COM"
Just my guess.



As for the whole shitty acting thing, it's the same when a girl lays back, open legs, and says "Insert ATM card Here". Like doing a hit and run at a porn forum for instance. Just sayin.


Edited by lance69 (07/15/07 02:32 PM)
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#259545 - 07/15/07 05:59 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

Im sick of seeing websites with fake girls, and retarded boys that cant act. Men that are 40 when the chicks are 20!





Which websites are those? You have a very malnourished body by the way. Is it possible that you can get yourself and one of your friends to suck one another's toes in a barnyard with some pigs in the background squealing?



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#259546 - 07/15/07 11:36 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Miss Kitty Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/01/07
Posts: 2
Loc: San Antonio, Texas
I appreciate the hate and sarcasm, but it just shows that I made an impression on you. See you at the conventions. Ill be the one signing autographs. Youll be the one begging to lick my ass! http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa74/Miss_Kitty_Cali/?action=view&current=14db67f9.flv

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#259547 - 07/15/07 11:39 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
miss kitty, do you perform anal?
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#259548 - 07/16/07 12:22 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
covertperv Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 102
More importantly, Miss Kitty, do you do simulated rape porn?

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#259549 - 07/16/07 04:48 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Men that are 40 when the chicks are 20!





What the fuck is wrong with that?!?!?



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#259550 - 07/16/07 05:07 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

I appreciate the hate and sarcasm, but it just shows that I made an impression on you. See you at the conventions. Ill be the one signing autographs. Youll be the one begging to lick my ass! http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa74/Miss_Kitty_Cali/?action=view&current=14db67f9.flv




Holy shitty tat's, Batman!

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#259551 - 07/16/07 05:12 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Holy shitty tat's, Batman!






ALL tat's on females are shitty.

These are off-the-charts shitty.

Whore as graffiti-ed billboard = Waste of flesh




By the way, how's it going, bro?

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#259552 - 07/16/07 05:32 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Holy shitty tat's, Batman!






ALL tat's on females are shitty.

These are off-the-charts shitty.

Whore as graffiti-ed billboard = Waste of flesh


By the way, how's it going, bro?






Not too bad, my friend.


Seriously though, the androgynous-emo award goes to.....



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#259553 - 07/16/07 07:15 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
magicman Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 07/31/05
Posts: 20
[quote
Which websites are those? You have a very malnourished body by the way. Is it possible that you can get yourself and one of your friends to suck one another's toes in a barnyard with some pigs in the background squealing?






I need to see the rest of this set. Please tell me where I can see it all.

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#259554 - 07/16/07 07:34 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Quote:

Quote:

Holy shitty tat's, Batman!






ALL tat's on females are shitty.

These are off-the-charts shitty.

Whore as graffiti-ed billboard = Waste of flesh




By the way, how's it going, bro?






I think this tatoo is rather kick-ass actually,





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#259555 - 07/16/07 07:54 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Holy shitty tat's, Batman!






ALL tat's on females are shitty.

These are off-the-charts shitty.

Whore as graffiti-ed billboard = Waste of flesh




By the way, how's it going, bro?






I think this tatoo is rather kick-ass actually,








WTF...that thing looks like Predator's mouth!!





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#259556 - 07/16/07 12:25 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Miss Kitty, how many packs of cigarettes a day do you smoke?

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#259557 - 07/16/07 06:42 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:


I need to see the rest of this set. Please tell me where I can see it all.




I don't know sir. That's just one of the many random images I pull out of the hat in cases such as this one.
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#259558 - 07/20/07 05:48 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
I realize the hate im probably opening myself up to some hateful remarks here...but i would fuck that skinny bitch till the cows come home....she kinda looks like a girl from a max hardcore flick....
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#259559 - 07/20/07 08:45 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Miss Kitty you are one ugly emo whore. Please do us all a favor and throw yourself under a bus and let it drag you around town until all of those horrific tattoos are removed.
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#259560 - 07/20/07 08:57 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Im sick of seeing websites with fake girls, and retarded boys that cant act. Men that are 40 when the chicks are 20!
This is real porn me and my closest friends laying it all out in front for you to see! Dont hesitate to tell me your fantasy. Ill make it come true!

Love,
Miss Kitty




Bessi is that you?
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#259561 - 07/20/07 02:14 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

I appreciate the hate and sarcasm, but it just shows that I made an impression on you. See you at the conventions. Ill be the one signing autographs. Youll be the one begging to lick my ass!




Miss Kitty, as the AEE gets nearer, can you swing by the board in December and let us all know just who you're signing for?

I reckon you'll be on the left hand side of the hall, towards the back. Just next to the skanks from the Reno brothels.
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#259562 - 07/20/07 02:28 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

I appreciate the hate and sarcasm, but it just shows that I made an impression on you. See you at the conventions. Ill be the one signing autographs. Youll be the one begging to lick my ass! http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa74/Miss_Kitty_Cali/?action=view&current=14db67f9.flv




Unfortunately I'm not a meth addict or an Armenian heroin pusher. Instead of licking your androgynous ass I'd rather ship you to a Russian triad to sell you into sexual slavery eventually leading to your suicide after you escape from a brothel in Malmo.
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#259563 - 07/20/07 05:37 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

I realize the hate im probably opening myself up to some hateful remarks here...but i would fuck that skinny bitch till the cows come home....she kinda looks like a girl from a max hardcore flick....




Ordinarily, this is where I'd refer to you as "Brandon Lee Dumbfuck" and direct you to King's cache of Cascade. But I'm not going to do that, Brando, I swear I'm not. Nobody could possibly be so dumb, delusional or desperate as to want to stick his dick in that. No, I believe you have synthesized a new kind of Hallucinogen. Neither Acid, nor 'Shrooms, nor Peyote nor DMT could possibly make that, that... thing look fuckable. So I'm going to ask you, just this once: What is it? Did you create it yourself or are you just the guinea pig. And most importantly: Where can I get my hands on some. Come clean now and everybody walks away on their own two legs. Clam up, and things begin to take a nasty turn. Your Choice, Brando.

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#259564 - 07/21/07 04:23 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Ive never so much as smoked a joint in my life. I am now and always have been completely sober. I do aprreciate your refrain from insulting me as usual....even if it is only temporarily. Have a nice day jim
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#259565 - 07/25/07 09:56 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Miss Kitty. No anal on the "do" list? What the fuck is going on here?
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#259566 - 07/26/07 11:26 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
No interracial either.
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#259567 - 07/26/07 11:32 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Ive never so much as smoked a joint in my life. I am now and always have been completely sober. I do aprreciate your refrain from insulting me as usual....even if it is only temporarily. Have a nice day jim




What is this "sober" you speak of?

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#259568 - 07/26/07 11:20 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Quote:

Ive never so much as smoked a joint in my life. I am now and always have been completely sober. I do aprreciate your refrain from insulting me as usual....even if it is only temporarily. Have a nice day jim




What is this "sober" you speak of?






I'm not sure, VODGUY. All I know is I gave him an out and he was too fucking stupid to take it. Brandon Lee Dumbfuck indeed. I hope he gets his wish and does get to fuck that... thing. His dick would shrivel and wither like a salted slug.

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#259569 - 07/27/07 01:00 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Damn! Im one of the few guys who would actually fuck her, but cant because im only 25% white...ah well life goes on. Sorry jim, looks like my dick wont be falling off after all or...shriveling up...or whatever you said.
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#259570 - 07/27/07 01:36 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Anonymous
Unregistered


Hey, don't give up hope. These whores will do anything for a price. Even you. Tell you what: Find out her price and I'll loan you whatever you're short. Win-win, right?

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#259571 - 07/27/07 02:36 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

Hey, don't give up hope. These whores will do anything for a price. Even you. Tell you what: Find out her price and I'll loan you whatever you're short. Win-win, right?




Damn...I hate to admit this, but that was actually funny...not bad
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#259572 - 07/27/07 05:44 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Anonymous
Unregistered


Don't go kissing my ass hoping I'll spring for the whole tab, slug boy. You've got a tattooed, androgynous cumguzzler to price. She doesn't look like she'll cost more than a buck ninety eight.

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#259573 - 07/29/07 01:16 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

Don't go kissing my ass hoping I'll spring for the whole tab, slug boy. You've got a tattooed, androgynous cumguzzler to price. She doesn't look like she'll cost more than a buck ninety eight.




I actually sent her an email way before our little convo started about a week ago, she never responded, and it doesnt look like shes going to be responding to this thread either.
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#259574 - 07/29/07 01:23 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Anonymous
Unregistered


Meh. Whores are lazy, Brando. You've got to give it time. Just wait until the rent is due, she wants new ink or runs out of meth. Then you'll hear from her.

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#259575 - 03/09/08 03:25 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
From PornStarPerformance.com.

Quote:

Haven’t reported in a while, but felt this was worth writing about.

I met a performer named “Miss Kitty” on a friend’s video shoot a couple of days ago. She’s a thin, thin, thin and bony blonde with more tattoos than “ Lydia The Tattooed Lady”. I mean you can see bones popping out through her and it was not pleasant. She was a tweaking mess and continually babbled about how she is going back to Texas to run her web site from there and come in once a month for work. She was asking everyone on the set out of desperation if they needed someone for just a simple BJ scene for even $100! She’s trying to get together as much money as she can over the next couple of days for her return trip. I would have said “No!” if she did it for free. I wouldn’t let her work with me or others out of respect and concern. Numerous, numerous poorly and cheaply done tattoos, tweeking, desperation for money spell TROUBLE in my book.


She told a few of us how she was known for her “mainstream” work. We all turned to withhold our laughter at that one. I would think with her boniness, skin problems, tattoos, tweaking, meeth teeth, malodorous body and lower smells, she would only be shown in an infomercial for antibacterial surgical soap. Thank God for the PCR DNA test, because from what we saw she needs more of an exam than that. The Director told her and her suitcase to take a hike and a bath and to go wash up in the Rio Grande once she hits the Texas border. N-A-S-T-Y!!! (but, in the worst way) Thank God he got her out of there before others got sight or a whiff of her.


She was formerly handled by the former Lighthouse or Litehouse (the Seymore Butt’s agency) and then passed over and disposed of by Lisa Ann’s firm very quickly. I can certainly see why. Eech!

Pass on this one my friends – there will be others.

She should go deep, deep back to the Heart of Texas and stay!


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#259576 - 03/09/08 03:31 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Well at least her website is still flourishing.

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#259577 - 03/09/08 03:35 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

meeth teeth, malodorous body and lower smells




Ugh! I don't feel so good ...




Bad body and pussy stink really upsets me.

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#259578 - 03/09/08 04:53 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Quote:

No interracial either.




No big loss, AFAIK.

Regarding the pornstarperformance report, I wonder if her desperation to score some quick dollars would make her open to "compromise". I mean if a black guy was right ther on set with an HDCAM and cash money. Would her suitcase pimp just grin and bear it.

BTW, her domain registration expired. www.creamofkitty.com got parked.

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#259579 - 03/13/08 12:51 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Holy shitty tat's, Batman!






ALL tat's on females are shitty.

These are off-the-charts shitty.

Whore as graffiti-ed billboard = Waste of flesh




By the way, how's it going, bro?






I think this tatoo is rather kick-ass actually,








WTF...that thing looks like Predator's mouth!!









how the fuck did you manage to find the predators webcam photo ?
fuck me that is hilarious

made my day
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#259580 - 03/13/08 10:38 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Micheal Mayhem Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
I feel like I always get invited to the party late...

"creamofkitty.com
This domain is expired, please renew it. Please contact us for more information."
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#259581 - 03/13/08 10:53 PM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I feel like I always get invited to the party late...

"creamofkitty.com
This domain is expired, please renew it. Please contact us for more information."




You were saved from total horror.




Take time and thank your supreme being of choice.
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#259582 - 03/14/08 01:38 AM Re: www.creamofkitty.com
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Mr. Irons, your silence speaks volumes. And I'd rinse with micatin if I were you....


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