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#259363 - 07/14/07 06:23 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Impressive. Obviously the numbers are going to be higher for the whoremongers, porners, etc. Hell, $10 hookers even count on this one.
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#259365 - 07/14/07 08:01 AM
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I plead the fifth...on the grounds that I would incriminate those few whores who sometime call me for a late night booty call. I appreciate the support but isn’t that why god gave you vibrators....not to annoy us when some people have to work the next day.
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#259368 - 07/14/07 10:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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How are we figuring animals [domestic and wild] into this equation? I need guidance before I can do the math.
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#259371 - 07/14/07 06:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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16. Retired from relationships in 1981. 7 virgins. 2 married women. 1 was separated at the time. 1 step-mom of guy I hated. 4 engaged to other men. 3 of these were guys I hated. The other, I was originally to be Best Man at the wedding. She was the love of my life. 1 set of sisters - the totally blonde Fitzpatricks. Also, 1 sister of my girlfriend, but never did girlfriend. 2 black. 1 brief 3-way [love of my life and her newly separated best friend]. 1 abandoned "anal" [with the married step-mom. I entered, there was a piece of "corn" stuck to my cock, that was it for me. Feh.] Only 6 girls over 18. Eldest 30 [black girl who worked for me]. Next eldest 28 [guy's step mom]. Though I once got a partial blow-job from a friend's mom who was about 40. Youngest 12 [when I was 13 - both lost virginity together]. Didn't know about hymen. When she bleed I thought I came close to killing her. Feared every siren for a year or so. 
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#259373 - 07/14/07 09:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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hell...I know you are asking for guy experiences....but for me...
i used to keep count until i begin to feel like a tramp....then I decided to stop counting...
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#259377 - 07/15/07 06:59 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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#259378 - 07/15/07 07:08 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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gross i read that and i heard the same phrase on entourage 45 seconds apart.
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#259379 - 07/15/07 07:11 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Reasons(Or, if you prefer, piss-poor excuses)
A) Just never try too hard
B) Don't really care that much
C) No time
D) Don't seem like it's worth all the trouble
E) Can't seem throw away the last bit of dignity I have and pay for it(hey, where's Moxie BTW?)
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#259380 - 07/15/07 07:11 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Around 50 men, 4 women and 2 trannies between 2003 and 2006. 0 in the last 12 months due to unstable living situation. Hope to rectify situation soon.
Best experiences so far:
1) My first trick ever, which happened at the Beverly Hills Hotel; a straight business man picked me up at the bar, didn't know I was a tranny. After I told him he seemed to want to pass, but after another drink he changed his mind and took me to his room.
2) My first girl to girl experience with a gorgeous Israeli girl (she was there with her boyfriend). She was slightly dominant with me, which blew my mind.
3) Sitting on the couch at the bar of the Four Season's Hotel in Beverly Hills without realizing that my nipple was sticking out from the top of my blouse. I don't know for how long I sat there like that trying to look elegant and sophisticated, while people were circling around me. The thing that "annoyed" me is that nobody had the courtesy to tell me about it, not even the people sitting straight in front of me.
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#259384 - 07/15/07 08:50 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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E) Can't seem throw away the last bit of dignity I have and pay for it(hey, where's Moxie BTW?)
If you pick the right girl (see Kurt Lockwood's post re: #1 The Ho, #2 The Pro, #3 The Throw - which by and large also applies to escorts) you will leave with more dignity then you came - and contrary to what you think it might actually give a huge boost to your self-confidence. I highly recommend it, if you can afford it... (not that you don't need money for "real" dates anyway). Best of luck!
Indeed, where is Moxie? Anybody knows anything?
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#259385 - 07/15/07 09:29 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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i have boned 32 bitches. Yeah i know it aint much but there some quality in them 32. Included is jamesn wifey and willies ugly girlfriend.
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#259387 - 07/16/07 01:40 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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i'm still a virgin and i'm using this board as a tutorial on how to properly treat women
Who needs a new sig? 
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#259388 - 07/16/07 05:15 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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thirteen guys and five chicks. husband was number ten and was present for numbers eleven, twelve, and thirteen.
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#259390 - 07/16/07 05:29 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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thirteen guys and five chicks. husband was number ten and was present for numbers eleven, twelve, and thirteen.
As long as the favour was returned, sounds like a good time. 
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#259392 - 07/16/07 10:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#259394 - 07/17/07 12:01 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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A bakers dozen.
I hope Brandon was there with his camera! 
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#259395 - 07/17/07 12:14 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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thirteen guys and five chicks. husband was number ten and was present for numbers eleven, twelve, and thirteen.
As long as the favour was returned, sounds like a good time.
Mr. GiGi should have fucked guys #11, #12 & #13??
Fuck, I walked headfirst into that one... 
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#259397 - 07/17/07 08:00 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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I'm a little suprised but not shocked at the relatively low counts. Viewers of pornography are generally speaking vouyers.
I recall it all starting one evening in Prospect Park with a bottle of Captain Morgans and two girls who we called "The Blow Monkeys" in homage to the Australian/UK pop group of the same name. They were 1 and 2. From there its a little fuzzy.
Edited by Moxie (07/17/07 09:48 AM)
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#259400 - 07/17/07 11:23 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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I'm a little suprised but not shocked at the relatively low counts. Viewers of pornography are generally speaking vouyers.
If it makes you feel better my 52 is straight up fucking. I didn't factor in various handjobs and blowjobs along the way, but as for your Blow Monkeys, sounds a lot more memorable than my first time.
Yeah, if we're counting blowjobs and handjobs, I'm in the triple digits.
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#259401 - 07/17/07 02:21 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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damn you all....i didn't factor those in either.....but this conversation has me temepted to actually go down memory lane and count....even the ones i never admitted to fucking
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#259404 - 07/17/07 02:42 PM
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Anonymous
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We've all got fuck skeletons in our closests.
that sounds like a new thread
To be started by Moblem.
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#259405 - 07/17/07 02:59 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Hey Jim -- nice sig. You and I gotta trade some music one of these days.
Me and the devil, both walking side by side
I'm going to beat my woman til I get satisfied
Robert Johnson
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#259407 - 07/18/07 03:01 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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42 hits on multiple cervix, (and 6 slams on different uvulae;..meaning those were the ones who only had the privilege of blowing me. Because, hey, if I fucked them, they damn well sucked it first! LOL.)
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#259408 - 07/18/07 10:15 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#259409 - 07/18/07 03:36 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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22 so far. Only one was a one-night stand, the others have been relationships and fuckbuddies.
23. Will be 25 by August 7th.
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