I'll confess...given the recent spate 'anon'-inspired ID and Avatar, I was figuring that I would also get in on the act. My plan was to change my username to Decimus and steal a pic of Holly's horse from her site, then copy one of tritone's posts about Gia Jordan and change all the references to 'interracial' and 'black men/brothas' to 'bestiality' and 'horses'...basically the same lame argument, instead from a horse's point of view. You know...'Why no scenes with a horse, Gia Jordan?' and such like.

Which is when I had a brainwave about moblem, and why he is infact the smartest fan in porn. You see, whatever your favourite kink, be it interracial, horsefucking, or the pink sock, there's no guarantee that your favourite starlet is ever going to perform your favourite kink...unless that kink is being dead. After all, not every girl in porn will do double anal, but every one of them will die eventually, and some sooner than others. Drugs, driving under the influence, abusive partners with a penchant for firearms...the odds are well and truly stacked in his favour.

Hence, moblem's kink is 100% bulletproof...it's just a matter of time and a little patience.