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#259260 - 07/13/07 01:02 PM
moblem: The smartest fan in porn?
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Registered: 10/21/05
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I'll confess...given the recent spate 'anon'-inspired ID and Avatar, I was figuring that I would also get in on the act. My plan was to change my username to Decimus and steal a pic of Holly's horse from her site, then copy one of tritone's posts about Gia Jordan and change all the references to 'interracial' and 'black men/brothas' to 'bestiality' and 'horses'...basically the same lame argument, instead from a horse's point of view. You know...'Why no scenes with a horse, Gia Jordan?' and such like. Which is when I had a brainwave about moblem, and why he is infact the smartest fan in porn. You see, whatever your favourite kink, be it interracial, horsefucking, or the pink sock, there's no guarantee that your favourite starlet is ever going to perform your favourite kink...unless that kink is being dead. After all, not every girl in porn will do double anal, but every one of them will die eventually, and some sooner than others. Drugs, driving under the influence, abusive partners with a penchant for firearms...the odds are well and truly stacked in his favour. Hence, moblem's kink is 100% bulletproof...it's just a matter of time and a little patience. 
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#259261 - 07/13/07 01:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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excellent reasoning
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#259262 - 07/13/07 02:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It's solid logic, but how many porn chicks die in a way that leaves them looking hot?
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#259264 - 07/13/07 03:01 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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I'll confess...given the recent spate 'anon'-inspired ID and Avatar, I was figuring that I would also get in on the act. My plan was to change my username to Decimus and steal a pic of Holly's horse from her site, then copy one of tritone's posts about Gia Jordan and change all the references to 'interracial' and 'black men/brothas' to 'bestiality' and 'horses'...basically the same lame argument, instead from a horse's point of view. You know...'Why no scenes with a horse, Gia Jordan?' and such like.
...oh so black people are on the same level as beasts then, huh?
Seriously, DanG. Even though we butt heads on the IR thing, I thought you were pretty cool and made good posts otherwise. Now I am having second thoughts.
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#259266 - 07/13/07 04:04 PM
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Zip Coon
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tritone, please tell me you're fucking kidding. 
No, I'm not kidding.
Look, if I was a horse who for some reason enjoyed watching pornography starring humans, then it would be unreasonable for me to expect a human to want to have sex with a different kind of species.
But to wonder about why there was no sex with another type of human who is just a different skin color? That is unreasonable?
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#259269 - 07/13/07 05:09 PM
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Zip Coon
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tritone, please tell me you're fucking kidding.
No, I'm not kidding.
Look, if I was a horse who for some reason enjoyed watching pornography starring humans, then it would be unreasonable for me to expect a human to want to have sex with a different kind of species.
But to wonder about why there was no sex with another type of human who is just a different skin color? That is unreasonable?
Why would that be unreasonable?
Shouldn't people be free to go where their desires take them?
Or should they be forced to do something against their wishes?
Just asking, as I don't get this whole big deal about someone not fucking people outside their race. Isn't it their choice, period?
Yes it is their choice. But it is not unreasonable for me, a person of the race being discriminated against, to wonder why we don't cut it when nearly every other one does.
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#259270 - 07/13/07 05:19 PM
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Tritone, I want you to head on down to your local Hardware store and pick up a Drill and a Funnel. I want you to drill a hole in your head and place the end of the funnel in the hole, so you can finally get this through your head:
YOU ARE NOT BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!!!!!
Got it now?
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#259273 - 07/13/07 09:02 PM
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Whoremaster
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tritone, please tell me you're fucking kidding.
No, I'm not kidding.
Look, if I was a horse who for some reason enjoyed watching pornography starring humans, then it would be unreasonable for me to expect a human to want to have sex with a different kind of species.
But to wonder about why there was no sex with another type of human who is just a different skin color? That is unreasonable?
Why would that be unreasonable?
Shouldn't people be free to go where their desires take them?
Or should they be forced to do something against their wishes?
Just asking, as I don't get this whole big deal about someone not fucking people outside their race. Isn't it their choice, period?
Yes it is their choice. But it is not unreasonable for me, a person of the race being discriminated against, to wonder why we don't cut it when nearly every other one does.
Bull Shit! That's a cop out statement, what you are saying is they should do what makes you happy.
Man that's just fucking sad.  There is plenty of IR shit out there, I guess just not the talent you demand to see.
But please carry on with your deprived self.
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#259274 - 07/14/07 12:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Tritone, I'm honestly confused. Let's take myself for an example. I've done white & black girls but have no interest in Oriental women. In your mind does that mark me prejudice against the Chinese in the sense that I would not hire one?
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#259275 - 07/14/07 02:52 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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I'll confess...given the recent spate 'anon'-inspired ID and Avatar, I was figuring that I would also get in on the act. My plan was to change my username to Decimus and steal a pic of Holly's horse from her site, then copy one of tritone's posts about Gia Jordan and change all the references to 'interracial' and 'black men/brothas' to 'bestiality' and 'horses'...basically the same lame argument, instead from a horse's point of view. You know...'Why no scenes with a horse, Gia Jordan?' and such like.
...oh so black people are on the same level as beasts then, huh?
Seriously, DanG. Even though we butt heads on the IR thing, I thought you were pretty cool and made good posts otherwise. Now I am having second thoughts.
Jesus...you really are the Alpha and Omega of one note jokes, tritone (you'll kindly note I didn't say 'one trick pony' in case you took offence to that also).
As usual, you have completely missed the point and (unsurprisingly) chosen to see it as a slight against the black man.
Here's the thing tritone...take my above statement and change all of the references to horses and bestiality to 'trannies' and 'transexuals'. Would this also be a slight against the black man? Now switch the references to 'British' and 'International'.
The point I was making (seeing as you obviously need to have it explained to you) is thus:
As a horse, you would only be interested in seeing your favourite porn chicks fuck horses.
As a tranny, you would only be interested in seeing your favourite porn chicks fuck trannies.
As a black man, you would only be interested in seeing your favourite porn chicks fuck black men.
We could condense the terms to algebra expressions ('x', 'y', etc.), but the argument would still be the same.
Me, I'm British, but that doesn't preclude me watching (and indeed, enjoying) scenes wherein the male talent is not British. I don't feel the need to whine about it or harass performers who haven't yet worked with British guys either. That's the point I'm making.
Having thought about it, I think it's kind of ironic that I chose a horse...horses often wear blinkers, but they are never. ever going to able to compete with your kind of blinkered tunnel-vision on this particular issue. Until that penny finally drops, bro...
By the way, stop trying to rationalise filesharing as not being the same as piracy on ADT...it's embarrassing. 
Now...how come no scenes with Lichtenstein men, Gia Jordan? 
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#259277 - 07/14/07 03:31 AM
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Whoremaster
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Now...how come no scenes with Lichtenstein men, Gia Jordan?
Doesn't have to. She's .04% Liechtenstein.
I should have just changed my ID and Avatar to Doctor Doom and asked 'Why no scenes with Latverian men, Gia Jordan?' 
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#259279 - 07/14/07 10:09 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
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#259284 - 07/16/07 10:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Back on topic of moblem- he ain't weird or smart, just die-curious.
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