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#259206 - 07/13/07 11:51 AM ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Sister Fister Offline
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Registered: 12/18/06
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I just ran across this out of focus picture of ryan....its rather funny untill you stop for a second and realize that this is actually what he does to get pussy when he isn't working....


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#259207 - 07/13/07 01:18 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Handful Offline
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Ah, good old chloroform. Works every time.
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#259208 - 07/13/07 01:57 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Is that picture deliberately out of focus or was it taken in a hurry as someone dialed 911?
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#259209 - 07/13/07 02:10 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Is that picture deliberately out of focus or was it taken in a hurry as someone dialed 911?




I believe the police will be questioning Luke.
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#259210 - 07/13/07 03:00 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

Is that picture deliberately out of focus or was it taken in a hurry as someone dialed 911?




I believe the police will be questioning Luke.



The Camera of Death will now be evidence.
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#259211 - 07/13/07 07:07 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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12 arrests but no convictions!
I owe it all to my Lawyer Paul Cambria.

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#259212 - 07/13/07 07:19 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Anonymous
Unregistered


With all due respect to Mr. Cambria, he didn't have photographs to deal with the other 12 times, did he?

And you mean to say you've been busted for this 12 times in the past? Wow. How's that career going for you, Ryan?

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#259213 - 07/13/07 07:22 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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The kidnapping? Not so good. There's just too much risk in holding someone for ransom these days, the hazard pay is not substantial.

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#259214 - 07/13/07 11:10 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Hey cryin' Ryan. How's it going, buddy? Still have that smell of piss on ya from those fat chicks?

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#259215 - 07/14/07 09:17 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
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Just trying to freshen up from your tired old posts.

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#259216 - 07/14/07 10:36 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Ryan, why don't you get yourself some new ink? You could get "Abject Failure" tattooed across your forehead. Hell, your parents already think that when you go visiting.

97 credited titles in 3 years according to IAFD.com? Lockwood's got one year extra on you in the biz and has 448 credits.

You're not even as good as Kurt. Sucks to be you.
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#259217 - 07/14/07 12:14 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Yes, I'd much rather be a useless poster like you that only has something to say and not something to do. Very good boy.

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#259218 - 07/14/07 12:33 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Yes, I'd much rather be a useless poster like you that only has something to say and not something to do. Very good boy.




Yes, you're quite right. My successful career in porn charting well over a decade versus your pitiful appearance as a human toilet or any of your other top billed porn performances.

You're one of life's winners, Ryan. I'll remember how successful you are every day next week as I drive to work and see the homeless guy by the bus stop. He looks kind of like you, just not ravaged by drug abuse and failure the way you are.



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#259219 - 07/14/07 07:19 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Oh you're breaking my heart stalker.
Porn charting for over 10 years huh?
That's WAY cool
nice photoshop work on the face and shirt


Edited by RyanKnox (07/14/07 07:39 PM)

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#259220 - 07/14/07 08:00 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

nice photoshop work on the face and shirt




I see you're not denying holding the crack pipe, you piss bukkake loving faggot.
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#259221 - 07/14/07 08:12 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Hey thems fightin' words boy, it's weed, I'm sure you know the difference.

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#259222 - 07/14/07 08:17 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Anonymous
Unregistered


Hey Ryan? How long until you turn that avatar into a reality?

Just curious.

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#259223 - 07/14/07 08:41 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Hey thems fightin' words boy, it's weed, I'm sure you know the difference.




I feel comfortable in saying that only a person who smokes both crack and pot would know the difference.

I think that this just proves that, like BIFF, most of us aren't crackheads.

Anyway, you're so financially troubled you're likely just substituting tools.
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#259224 - 07/14/07 11:24 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i know ryan did a boy/girl scene on friday. so he is still working my friends.
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#259225 - 07/14/07 11:26 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

i know ryan did a boy/girl scene on friday. so he is still working my friends.




did he pretend to be the boy or the girl?




booyah!
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#259226 - 07/14/07 11:51 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Hey thems fightin' words boy, it's weed, I'm sure you know the difference.




If you see a boy, suck his dick pedo.

Quote:

so he is still working my friends.




Sorry but none of "my friends" fuck trannies.
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#259227 - 07/15/07 12:05 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Sorry but none of "my friends" fuck trannies.




... To your knowledge ...
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#259228 - 07/15/07 03:41 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:


Porn charting for over 10 years huh?





Yet more Jondra-esque laughs courtesy of a male 'performer'.


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#259229 - 07/15/07 02:44 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Oh you're breaking my heart stalker.





Ryan, for you to have a stalker, you'd have to have a fan. You don't. All you do have is the knowledge that whenever your family and friends look at you, they see wasted potential and a total absence of any sort of plan for where your life's going.

You stumbled into porn in your mid-20s and you'll work around the fringes of it until the industry finds a new whipping boy.

You don't even have the business acumen of Donny Long.
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#259230 - 07/15/07 06:39 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

... To your knowledge ...




Enough outta you. Don't you have a Chinese buffet to run out of business?
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#259231 - 07/16/07 12:07 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

... To your knowledge ...




Enough outta you. Don't you have a Chinese buffet to run out of business?




I love good Chinese food. Therefore, I don't go to Chinese buffets. I don't enjoy any type of all-you-can-eat buffets. The food is invariably sub-par in quality and taste.

There's a great dim sum place at like 22 Mott you should try, and you won't flush your hard-earned cash on chinese buffets.
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#259232 - 07/16/07 06:40 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

... To your knowledge ...




Enough outta you. Don't you have a Chinese buffet to run out of business?




I love good Chinese food. Therefore, I don't go to Chinese buffets. I don't enjoy any type of all-you-can-eat buffets. The food is invariably sub-par in quality and taste.

There's a great dim sum place at like 22 Mott you should try, and you won't flush your hard-earned cash on chinese buffets.




Hey that's not the place with the fish tanks on the ground floor, and you walk up stairs and the walls have red wallpaper, is it?
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#259233 - 07/16/07 07:36 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Uptowner Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/18/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Uptown
Quote:

I love good Chinese food. Therefore, I don't go to Chinese buffets. I don't enjoy any type of all-you-can-eat buffets. The food is invariably sub-par in quality and taste.




Fats, I hear it calling you...



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#259234 - 07/19/07 09:26 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Browser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
Quote:

Quote:

I love good Chinese food. Therefore, I don't go to Chinese buffets. I don't enjoy any type of all-you-can-eat buffets. The food is invariably sub-par in quality and taste.




Fats, I hear it calling you...







Is this Fats?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdwuiyO7hOU

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#259235 - 07/19/07 05:14 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
GoatBoy Offline
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Registered: 03/30/07
Posts: 86
Does Ryan still pinch one of his nipples when he tries to pop?
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#259236 - 07/19/07 05:16 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Yes, just after I fuck some young beautiful girl.
Life is Gooood

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#259237 - 07/19/07 06:34 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

Yes, just after I fuck some young beautiful girl.
Life is Gooood




Yeah but lets be serious here, how often is that?

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#259238 - 07/19/07 07:46 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Yes, just after I fuck some young beautiful girl.





was this of her own free will or was she paid money to soil herself with your filth?
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#259239 - 07/20/07 08:41 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Quote:

Yes, just after I fuck some young beautiful girl.





was this of her own free will or was she paid money to soil herself with your filth?




My money's on a medical experiment.
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#259240 - 07/20/07 10:38 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Quite regularly, actualy. Everyone knows that. How about you Walrus? much?

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#259241 - 07/20/07 03:05 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Quite regularly, actualy.




So she shat on you instead of pissing on you? How's that feel?

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#259242 - 07/21/07 02:15 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

Quite regularly, actualy. Everyone knows that. How about you Walrus? much?




actualLy, I'm married, I have a good job and I haven't asked any of my family for money. I sure as hell don't live with them.

I admit there was a year where money was tight but I never had to have girls piss on me to make ends meet.

I also don't have a vegetable tattoo on my chest.




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#259243 - 07/22/07 12:39 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I'm sure your family is very proud about the time you put into XPT, its a shame your wife wont even live with you, try this just give it a try, if you dont like it you can try something else.


Edited by RyanKnox (07/22/07 12:46 AM)

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#259244 - 07/22/07 09:17 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
what is it with ryan knox having to edit his posts all the time? i mean, it will be like a two-liner, but he edits it three minutes later.
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#259245 - 07/22/07 11:21 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
redish Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
Post orgasm afterglow.
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#259246 - 07/22/07 12:20 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

what is it with ryan knox having to edit his posts all the time? i mean, it will be like a two-liner, but he edits it three minutes later.



Its called addiction.
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#259247 - 07/22/07 12:29 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Touche

Crack Edit: you spelled Grandpa wrong you Mod you.


Edited by RyanKnox (07/22/07 12:32 PM)

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#259248 - 07/22/07 02:46 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

what is it with ryan knox having to edit his posts all the time? i mean, it will be like a two-liner, but he edits it three minutes later.




You know how meth addicts sometimes go on a mad cleaning spree, and won't stop until they've washed and polished everything 3-4 times?

Well, that's how it is with Broccoli Boy and the multiple edits on a one line post...he just can't leave it alone!

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#259249 - 07/23/07 12:12 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
And you've certainly come a long way from DISTRIBUTOR to NOBODY

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#259250 - 07/24/07 12:21 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
who cares about ryan....look at chicos avy..

My mma is coming along too...almost ready for anderson silva

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#259251 - 07/24/07 12:44 AM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

who cares about ryan....look at chicos avy..

My mma is coming along too...almost ready for anderson silva



Your gonna get killed if you fought Silva. I can't beat him. I would need about 3 yrs. to get to his level. Your going to need alot more than 3.
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#259252 - 07/24/07 03:38 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Hey Pris. I bet if you lit yourself on fire you could ge the drop on him - just think about all the girls you'd get.

Do it.
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#259253 - 07/25/07 01:07 PM Re: ryan knox never fails to amaze me
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Soopergrizz is right. The chicks love a smokin' hot dood.
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#259254 - 07/25/07 08:59 PM I Have Seen Ryan's Future...
Anonymous
Unregistered


...and it ain't pretty:

Mo. Man Kills Knife - Wielding Grandson

AVA, Mo. (AP) -- A man shot and killed his grandson Wednesday morning after the teenager began stabbing him and his wife, authorities said.

William Andrew Nation, 18, came to his sleeping grandparents' bedroom in their home about 20 miles south of Ava. He shouted that he couldn't take it anymore and then started stabbing them with a kitchen knife, said Chief Deputy Trampus Taylor of the Douglas County Sheriff's Office.

Jerry Garrison, took a handgun he kept by the side of his bed and shot his grandson several times, killing him, authorities said.

Garrison was stabbed in the head, shoulder and back, and his wife, Katie, was stabbed in the face. Jerry Garrison was treated at a hospital and released, while his wife was in fair condition Wednesday afternoon, a hospital spokeswoman said.

Taylor said a review could take several weeks, but it appeared that the shooting would be ruled justifiable.

The teen had lived with his grandparents about a year. They said he had been hearing voices and had seen a psychiatrist on Monday, Taylor said. He was scheduled to return to the psychiatrist in a couple weeks.

An Ava phone number listed under Jerry Garrison's name was not in service. SOURCE

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It's just a matter of time.

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#259255 - 07/25/07 09:26 PM Re: I Have Seen Ryan's Future...
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:



Mo. Man Kills Knife - Wielding Grandson






This is why I like drinking while reading xpt. I interpreted this headline as "Man kills knife by wielding his Grandson against aforementioned knife"


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