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#259178 - 07/13/07 10:59 AM The let Willie out of jail thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Come on guys- pardon him or at least commute the sentence. Also bring back the real Sammura
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#259179 - 07/13/07 11:03 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Sister Fister Offline
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
ehh let him rot....
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#259180 - 07/13/07 11:07 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
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Put Willie in the Box and let Nazi Joe and Tritone the Racist roam free??? PUT THE METH PIPE DOWN, GUYS and wake the fuck up.

Or did you sell the place to Steph and Drew?

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#259181 - 07/13/07 02:00 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
This whole episode reminds me of that Mel Gibson movie Passion of the Porn Christ -- err, sorry -- Porn Jesus.
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#259182 - 07/13/07 02:10 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Willie sent me a message strapped to a bird's leg. He trapped the bird after saving scraps of his prison meals and leaving a trail of them in his cell window down to a net he fashioned using naval lint.

The message reads as follows: "Calm the fuck down. I'll be back tomorrow. Please send money and women to Conky"

Seriously. We're talking about WillieD spending a couple of days in the Penalty Box. Not Nelson Mandella.
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#259183 - 07/13/07 03:55 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
What about the Sammura part then?
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#259184 - 07/14/07 06:53 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
willie is not some little Ryan Knox bitch that needs to beg to come back. He'll do his time in the box and come back stronger for it.

This one is for willie, peace brah.

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#259185 - 07/14/07 09:18 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Your little voice shall be heard!

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#259186 - 07/14/07 10:54 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Your little voice shall be heard!




Unlike yours, which has no impact on anyone except for when you call your folks begging them to dig you out of your latest meth-induced hole. You're a waste of good donor organs, Ryan. Kill yourself and save someone's life. Maybe they can rinse the years of drugs abuse out of your system, maybe they can't.

The world still wins if you take your own life.
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#259187 - 07/14/07 12:19 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
RyanKnox Offline
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Very good boy,
I'll stop by the Drive-Thru and say hello to ya.'

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#259188 - 07/14/07 12:36 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Ryan, I presume you hocked your car to buy drugs, so you'll have to borrow one. If you expect to see me at a fast food joint, try again. I eat upscale because I can afford to.

Next time I'm bringing back a doggy bag, I'll think of you before I feed my dogs the scraps that resemble your career.
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#259189 - 07/14/07 12:41 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Can someone fill me in on what the hell is going on with this? I realize I've been out of the loop and should catch up on my own time but there is nothing in the threads that give a clue as to the "anon" idea.

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#259190 - 07/14/07 02:26 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Damn you all- I wanted this thread to be all about peace , harmony and love for Willie D. ..............and Sammura
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#259191 - 07/14/07 09:57 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
So it's the 14th, he gonna be sprung soon?
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#259192 - 07/14/07 10:45 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

So it's the 14th, he gonna be sprung soon?




The 14th is over where I am, and almost over where Willie is. Did he get an added day?

Let him out already.
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#259193 - 07/15/07 05:43 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

So it's the 14th, he gonna be sprung soon?




The 14th is over where I am, and almost over where Willie is. Did he get an added day?

Let him out already.



Most likely Monday morning. Malice rarely posts on the weekends. He'll be freed soon.
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#259194 - 07/15/07 06:08 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Willie's doing fine and being in the box for a few days is no sweat off his back but says thanx to you all rallying for his support. Good to know he's keeping busy and it's not like we all have to chip in to get Bono to hold a free-Willie concert.
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#259195 - 07/15/07 06:25 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I think we have all been had and this was one big work.


Willie was in on the whole thing.

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#259196 - 07/15/07 09:12 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Quote:

I think we have all been had and this was one big work.


Willie was in on the whole thing.







Concur, Willie needed to get the fuck out of the Arizona heat for a while and is probably currently letting the waves lap at his feet at LaJolla Shores where all Zonies head this time of year.
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#259197 - 07/15/07 05:47 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I'm surprised none of our legal analysts have commented that it only says release date July 14. It doesn't say July 14, 2007.
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#259198 - 07/15/07 07:26 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
palmolive Offline
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Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
i am sure ol Willie D is laughing his ass off at some of the faggotry on display re: his boxing. I think Fatboy would request a conjugal visit if this went on much longer!

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#259199 - 07/15/07 07:33 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Anybody think the reason Willie hasn't been let out today may be because Tony Malice has been to busy today? You know, buying a gift and getting ready for Brandon's big birthday bash.
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#259200 - 07/16/07 08:26 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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So it's the 14th, he gonna be sprung soon?




Only if he hooks up with Wankus.
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#259201 - 07/16/07 10:29 AM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Welcome back Willie!

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#259202 - 07/19/07 05:12 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified

Bubbles The Gimp
Quote:

i am sure ol Willie D is laughing his ass off at some of the faggotry on display re: his boxing. I think Fatboy would request a conjugal visit if this went on much longer!






Agreed...

I actually take time out of my busy summer party season to make an appearance in this thread and what do I find ?.

You fucken queers have a perfectly good porn board and what do you do??? Anon.. What kind of 4chan uber kid-touchin play is that?

I'm amazed Jeff didnt toss out the lot of you and hand it over to Smartt and the ghost of Monkeys sack to run this place.

Props to Jeff and Malice for putting up with you fags.
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#259203 - 07/19/07 05:17 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Yeah, what sputum breath said.

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#259204 - 07/19/07 05:22 PM Re: The let Willie out of jail thread
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Bahahaaaaa...
Best.Ever.
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