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#259068 - 07/13/07 12:38 AM help me out
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	i feel like i haven't reached my full potential as an abusive asian dominant male even though I dip my penis in curry. my girlfriend has built up a surprisingly high tolerance to daily pistol whippings. what's the next successive step? the butt end of a rifle? an axe handle followed by the axe blade itself? propane torch? $50 worth of pennies in a sock? or just show her a rickroll, explain the joke and laugh together hoping you don't get banned from a porn board for doing something different for a change? _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#259069 - 07/13/07 01:56 AM Re: help me out
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: i feel like i haven't reached my full potential as an abusive asian dominant male even though I dip my penis in curry. my girlfriend has built up a surprisingly high tolerance to daily pistol whippings. what's the next successive step? the butt end of a rifle? an axe handle followed by the axe blade itself? propane torch? $50 worth of pennies in a sock? or just show her a rickroll, explain the joke and laugh together hoping you don't get banned from a porn board for doing something different for a change? You need to covet the powers of your dominant position and make frequent reminders to others. Abuse those powers occasionally, either to demonstrate your supremacy, or just for the hell of it. Then, when one of your own jolly japes goes down like a lead balloon and you fall victim to greater powers, the joke will be on you. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#259070 - 07/13/07 07:57 AM Re: help me out
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Have you considered more public demonstrations? Maybe dragging her through your nearest dry cleaners by her hair, or tying her to the front of your SUV like a deer and barreling down Arlington Avenue? These public displays of affection may prove to her that she's worthy of your pimp hand. If that fails, your only recourse is self loathing and push ups. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#259071 - 07/13/07 09:14 AM Re: help me out
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	You might want to alternate between physical and psychological tortures. For example, after a thorough pistol whipping, you might consider forcing her to watch as you eat her dog. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#259072 - 07/16/07 12:15 AM Re: help me out
covertperv Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/23/07 Posts: 102	Quote: You might want to alternate between physical and psychological tortures. For example, after a thorough pistol whipping, you might consider forcing her to watch as you eat her dog.
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