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i feel like i haven't reached my full potential as an abusive asian dominant male even though I dip my penis in curry. my girlfriend has built up a surprisingly high tolerance to daily pistol whippings. what's the next successive step? the butt end of a rifle? an axe handle followed by the axe blade itself? propane torch? $50 worth of pennies in a sock? or just show her a rickroll, explain the joke and laugh together hoping you don't get banned from a porn board for doing something different for a change?



You need to covet the powers of your dominant position and make frequent reminders to others. Abuse those powers occasionally, either to demonstrate your supremacy, or just for the hell of it. Then, when one of your own jolly japes goes down like a lead balloon and you fall victim to greater powers, the joke will be on you.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan