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Hey that's cool. Last night I got in a fight with my ex and threw a pot of boiling water at him. After he left I video taped myself crying and drank an entire bottle of white wine even though I HATE white wine. I threw it up around 7am this morning and I'm feeling much better now. If anyone wants to see the crying vid I think I might upload it on youtube later.

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You sure spend alot of time with your ex. Sounds to me like your still together. Face it girl, your in love.

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Nothing wrong with being in Love Ceara, it's a wonderful BEAUTIFUL feeling (Musical interlude Burt Bacharach Please....) and I think it is a healthy aspect to have given your current lifestyle/career centered on excavating the guts and wallets of Losers and Toe Jam Addicts. As your Big Brother Burg, I want you to have a balanced life...

My concerns are as follows:

1) Did you video tape the actual barfing of the White Wine? :BANANA_esophagitis:

2) As Jeff insists, you MAY be a lock for being in love with Mr Ex, but what we need to find out for sure is if HE (Mr Ex, not Jeff) is in LOVE WITH YOU, Ceara.

Here is a simple test to determine if he is in fact dead over deals in love with you: When you allow his penis into your mouth, and after about fifteen minutes of bobbing your head up and down on his hard throbbing penis, does he ejaculate into your mouth? Does he express obvious pleasure, during this 13-17 seconds of intense physical activity when that hot, viscous white fluid is spewing out of the hole in the end of his dick, much in the manner of that angry-yet-awesome volcanoe no one believed existed in the Movie Dante's Peak, and hitting the roof of your mouth?

If you answered 'yes' to any or all of these questions regarding whether Mr Ex Ejaculates when you suck him off, or when you in fact do ANYTHING at all to his erect penis, then the incidence of Ejaculation is Evidence of Love. This has been my test throughout time, or since the 8 th grade: If a girl/woman caused my nuts to spontaneously empty, then Voila! I am in love! Simple. [Rev Jesse Jackson and/or the dead Johnnie Cochran] "If the young man has ejaculated / He must be Infatuated" [/Rev Jesse Jackson and/or the dead Johnnie Cochran]

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