Another strange porn related dream I thought I'd share.

This time, I'm watching TV and eating breakfast on a Saturday morning. While flipping through the channels, I see Jackie Moore on the screen. I turn the channel back really quick and realize something is not right. This is a kid's TV channel! What the hell is going on?!?

So, curious, I sit and watch the show. Here she is, decked out in the finest slut-wear, teaching young child how to count. Another segment comes on. This time it is Gen Padova, in similar attire, preaching about the importance of good personal hygiene. The next part of the show features Max Hardcore and Catalina teaching the children at home fire safety tips. The show ends, and the end credits are nothing but names of people in the adult industry.(since I apparently tuned in during the middle of the broadcast, I going to guess other segments included Gia Jordan stressing the value of a well-balanced diet and Jeff Steward warning children of the dangers of drug abuse)

Even more weird is nobody has a problem with this show. I go around telling people about what I had just watched, but no one seems to care that well-known porn-whores are on children's television. A lot of them ask me if the show itself was pornographic, which I tell them it wasn't. Well, then, what's the problem?

The people then go after me. Since I realized who these people on this warped Sesame Street-type program were, I must watch porn myself. I'm the one who is sick. I'm the one who has a problem. I'm the one that people need to be wary of.

So, the whole town seems to think I'm some kind of threat to the community because I watch porn, but they don't mind the same people who make the stuff producing educational programming meant for their children.

MB, for the love of God, please never consider a career in children's programing.

I can't even begin to imagine what sort of 'special hose' Max would use to put fire out with.

MB, if you're going to break into Bornyo's mushroom stash, DON'T eat them right before bed.

i actually had a sort of porn dream, or at least xxxporntalk dream, like last week or so. not like it had anything to do with porn, or this forum, but it could not have played out as it did without my coming to this forum.

it had the luke ford and ms. randall in it. well, mr. ford never actually appeared, but he was a major factor. the entire dream revolved around me trying to prepare for a, like, date with him. ms. randall was, for whatever reason helping me to prepare. i vividly remember feeling great fondness and affection for her in the dream. she was all compassion, motherly- very much the way many of you numbnuts like to idealize her. she took me to a small shop run by this old woman. it was just a very small living room in the woman's house. i tried to stand clear while they talked about me, but the room was so small, it was impossible to pretend not to hear. i felt very bashful and like a small child. as the dream went on it became clearer that it wasn't a date i was meeting mr. ford for, but more like an interview, a test of some kind. and ms. randall was so nice to me, even though she knew as well as i did i was going to fail. weird.

There was a guy who came into the chat room last year that confessed that he had been having dreams where he and Rocco (Siffredi), were on set together, nude and talking. He argued "I'm not gay. Nothing happened, and our penis' certainly never came in contact. We just talked about scenes we were going to perform together and jerked off. I mean, that's not gay"

He came into the channel about 6 more times, each time with a different dream, and every time insisting he wasn't gay- but when he left he claimed Rocco was his mentor. He said he wanted to meet Rocco more than anything, and wanted to jerk off while Rocco watched. I encouraged him to post here but he never did.

When did Ben sign up?