Another strange porn related dream I thought I'd share.

This time, I'm watching TV and eating breakfast on a Saturday morning. While flipping through the channels, I see Jackie Moore on the screen. I turn the channel back really quick and realize something is not right. This is a kid's TV channel! What the hell is going on?!?

So, curious, I sit and watch the show. Here she is, decked out in the finest slut-wear, teaching young child how to count. Another segment comes on. This time it is Gen Padova, in similar attire, preaching about the importance of good personal hygiene. The next part of the show features Max Hardcore and Catalina teaching the children at home fire safety tips. The show ends, and the end credits are nothing but names of people in the adult industry.(since I apparently tuned in during the middle of the broadcast, I going to guess other segments included Gia Jordan stressing the value of a well-balanced diet and Jeff Steward warning children of the dangers of drug abuse)

Even more weird is nobody has a problem with this show. I go around telling people about what I had just watched, but no one seems to care that well-known porn-whores are on children's television. A lot of them ask me if the show itself was pornographic, which I tell them it wasn't. Well, then, what's the problem?

The people then go after me. Since I realized who these people on this warped Sesame Street-type program were, I must watch porn myself. I'm the one who is sick. I'm the one who has a problem. I'm the one that people need to be wary of.

So, the whole town seems to think I'm some kind of threat to the community because I watch porn, but they don't mind the same people who make the stuff producing educational programming meant for their children.