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Wankus Live Announces New Line Up, Show Sponsors
Nautica Thorn & Ashlynn Brooke Join Primetime Uncensored Show


PORN VALLEY, CA -- PrimetimeUncensored.com asked controversial adult personality, Wankus, to extend his stay on the webcast/television station for at least another four weeks. The well known host not only accepted the offer, but added two powerhouse adult starlets to his cast. Joining his show, Wankus Live, every Wednesday night at 7:00 (pacific), Nautica Thorn (www.enterNautica.com) will assume the role of Co-Host and New Sensations Contract Star, Ashlynn Brooke will join the team as well with weekly reports and interviews from around the country as the Wankus Live 'Babe on the Street!'

"Say what you want about Wankus," Primetime Uncensored owner, Michael Fatterosi said, "but he does an all pro show with incredible production value, top named guests and since his arrival on Primetime Uncensored, our viewer numbers have nearly doubled."

Tonight Wankus welcomes special guests, Kitty Langdon, Jade Jolee and a possible appearance from Mary Carey. (We say 'possible' because it's Mary). Aside from the expected In-Ur-Face Interviews and wacky fun on tonight's show, Wankus will also introduce a new feature called, "Typical California Girls", a take off on the "KSEX FLAKE LIST" he invented years ago that exposed adult talent who would commit to an interview then not show up or call.

Wankus Live also proudly welcomes two new show sponsors. Well known adult friendly bar and restaurant, Sardos (Porn Star Karaoke) and mega-popular on-line adult company, HotMovies.com. Both organizations have committed to a weekly presence in pre-recorded commercials, giveaways and cross promotions to begin immediately.

Wankus Live with Wankus, Nautica Thorn and Ashlynn Brooke...Wednesday Nights at 7:00 (Pacific) on www.PrimetimeUncensored.com! Don't miss it!

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I'm puzzled. Why wouldn't Michael make that announcement hereWe're all fans of Wankus Here. And this move has got to raise PTU's total viewership to at least ten.

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I'm puzzled. Why wouldn't Michael make that announcement hereWe're all fans of Wankus Here. And this move has got to raise PTU's total viewership to at least ten.

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My viewership has doubled - it actually tripled to 9 but alas we are still 1 short of KSEX. Remember stats, like hoes, lie!

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Because spastic rodents are not his target audience.

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Actually we do quite well with the spastic rodent demographic.

And please no more thread titles where my name and Wankus's ass are in the same line - thank you. You may return to the bashing.

Michael

the show intro is very nice

Hey Michael I was just wondering if your going to allow Wankus to set up his drug dealing operation at your place like he did at Ksex? I realize this will help you get guests but doing drugs in studio is what ultimately lead to the fall Ksex.

Yo Michael, does part of his contract also include putting up his picture for your visitors to download as wallpaper so he can feel like he might possibly have some fans?

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Hey Michael I was just wondering if your going to allow Wankus to set up his drug dealing operation at your place like he did at Ksex? I realize this will help you get guests but doing drugs in studio is what ultimately lead to the fall Ksex.

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He's only there 1 night a week for 2 hrs and I haven't seen an increase in foot traffic because of it so I dont think its happening. But to answer the question - no.

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Yo Michael, does part of his contract also include putting up his picture for your visitors to download as wallpaper so he can feel like he might possibly have some fans?

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Absolutely not. Thats so fucking stupid they did that.

Michael

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Michael it time to take out the trash.

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I know the history. Wankus isnt staying. I know that. He knows that. But like any upstart business you want a name - a controversial name to produce attention. You guys understand controversy. Thats all it is.

Michael

Personally I applaud Michael's public spirit. Is having Wankus on the show deductible?

i think it would be controversial and fun if wankus had Tiffany DiGivanni on his show

Bump for Christian XXX

are you talking about the lance armstrong yellow band that i have worn in every scene i have done in the last year and a half unless the director tells me to take it off? i am not following you.