I'm bored, high and I hate Christians.... I've also seen that we are loosing some of our "sisters" to these voodoo heathens in time of their weakness.

So I thought HEY why not make a cult...I mean cross bullies hate the Scientologist and we all know that "porn and religion" would make a killer combination.

So I was thinking' what's the closest thing we have to a porn symbol???




I am now accepting applications for the new:

"Church of the Yellow Couch"

Our purpose in life will be to degrade teen whores and drink lots of beer and just be the best man whores we can be!

I think if I can work it correctly, we may even get tax exemption!